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That was all part of the plot <strike>BHO</strike> BHS hatched when he was in the womb. Destroy all evidence of Kenyan birth. Plant false newspaper announcements in Hawaii. Erase memory of all neighbors. Become an orphan so mother and father can't spill the beans. Become U.S. Senator by running against Alan Keyes. Then waltz into the White House.

It's elegant in its simplicity.

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Please don't ever tell anyone how you know that. Unless it's funny, then dish.

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I disagree. He's not in it for the money or the boys.

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The real villain in all this is that incompetent halfwit Chief Justice JOHN ROBERTS. He administered the oath of office without CHECKING FOR ID. You can't buy a beer in this country without showing ID, but Roberts lets just anyone with 338 Electoral College votes become President. IMPEACH JOHN ROBERTS!!! IMPEACH JOHN ROBERTS!!!!!! (I have reached the limit of exclamation points.)

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i hope they (whoever the left wing 'they' resistence ends up being) is keeping a copy of all this shit. you know so when american is dragged into bachmann's dystopian future and china invades the moon we can pull out the bowl of popcorn and pop this into whatever device we are using next week.

cause even eddie izzard gets old and this never does.

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Joe Ocho, TURN OFF YOUR CAPS LOCK!!!

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Are we sure that's a costume on that guy holding the giant flag? I am more leaning toward the theory that this individual "wears his underwear on the outside, including some on his head, in public."

Like all sane patriots should.

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And in both of his photos he looks like George Orwell.

Coincidence?

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