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bobbert's avatar

Well, it would make sense for Harold Shea to be in somebody else's book, no? It's where he spent most of his time.

bobbert's avatar

It's worse. They <i>do</i> know H20 is bad for them -- they avoid bodies of water. That's why M. Night is heading for the lake.

He just got so fond of his damn water glasses he lost track of common sense.

bobbert's avatar

More like Laffer Curveball.

fuflans's avatar

this is really really boring.

but i'm 12 hours late and slightly tipsy so it's going to take johnny depp or jon stewart to amuse me.

SullivanSt's avatar

I thought what he's saying is that the rich doling out their charity is not capable of replacing tax-and-spend as a way of meeting the nation's needs: that whatever largesse certain rich individuals may exhibit, we <strong>still</strong> need to tax the fuckers, because a donation to Deerfield Academy, even a $68 million donation, isn't going to educate a single kid from a family scraping by in South-Central LA, or repair a road that's falling apart in the Bronx or (as King points out himself) the levees in NOLA.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Right after I wrote that, I thought I should have done a Rule 34 search first.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I think it would be great if Mr. King wrote for Wonkette. However, other than those of us at our little Algonquin Round Table, who else would read his column?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Wait...the Hardy Boys <i>didn't</i> gang bang Nancy Drew?! Oh wait...if it's just two dudes, is it still a "gang bang"? I thought that was just a threesome. I suppose if we got Fenton and Chet involved, it could be considered a gang bang.

chascates's avatar

Make all tax returns public. List the gross income, taxes paid, and amounts to charity.