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Jared James's avatar

Oh, please. Paul Revere was warning the British, as everyone knows, on his famous midnight ride to end the terrorismistic treason of noted traitorous terrorist George Washington.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

This post would sound better read in his Porky Pig voice. He didn't survive long on radio with that voice, did he?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I must be skipping them all on the DVR. I have no idea what this film is about.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Nope. When he touches his keyboard.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

So slavery is the new Hitler?

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Painter of Goats's avatar

Why do I picture the inner workings of his mind as being coated with mucilaginous weasel vomit?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Those dog whistles are starting to sound like air raid sirens

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Mahousu's avatar

The film would have benefited from a title tweak. I'm thinking, "Atlas II: Keep on Shruggin'" or "I Still Know What You Shrugged Last Summer." Of course, there's always the classics, like "Shrug II: Electric Boogaloo."

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

It's so hard you need a replacement heart every few years.

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