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You watch. 30 seconds after the Democrats open up this Impeachment process and Ambassador Taylor repeats his testimony in public, the entire fucking GOP narrative will be “The Democrats are creating a circus atmosphere doing all of this in public. These witnesses should be testifying behind closed doors.”

Because we now live in Hell and absolutely nothing matters.

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I realize it’s not right to judge people on appearance. It’s unfair and shallow. But Gaetz and Meatball have already said plenty to be judged upon, so I feel less shallow about it. I am repelled by Gaetz. The shape of his head makes me instinctually judge him. It’s the sloping brow and eyes that are too close together. It immediately says to me, “caveman” and potentially violent.

Meatball, not so much. He just looks like an average peaked-in-high-school bully who thinks the world of himself. Nothing special there.

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The one who peeps through a hole in the wall, on the girls showering. And then he has to wipe all the sweat off his greasy head.

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I have been thinking the exactly same thing, but haven't been able to articulate it as well as you did!

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You know, I look at pictures of Meatball and Congressman Florida Man, and I think to myself "Are these guys supposed to be representative of a so-called 'master race', or is it possible that white supremacists are trolling everyone?"Nah, white supremacists have no sense humor and also they are dumb.

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Abuse of power not a crime, you say. Hmmm . A quick run-through of the ole Constitution seems to indicate that that was the SINGULAR THING the founders abhorred most, and the reason they STRUCTURED IT like they did. But what do I know. I'm just a pair of country claws scuttling across the floors of shithole seas.

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I feel compelled to reiterate last night's observation. To wit:Why does ZUCK THE FUCK cut his hair so as to accentuate his misshapen skull? Get a face tattoo, asshole.

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That's not a movie, that's a selfie.

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Are you the one that makes the machines? 'Cause, hey. Wait. I got a new complaint...

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Gross! Lol

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If calling Meatball and Matt Gaetz two weird-lookin' dumbshit motherfuckers is wrong, Louise (not a) Mensch, I don’t want to be right.

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I was making this movie once, and it was lunchtime, which I normally spend sleeping on the floor of a trailer somewhere. Somebody brought in this woman to meet me. She was very pretty. Then they left her with me. It was slightly awkward as I made myself wake up and smiled at her, and she smiled back, and as I stood up she asked me very politely if I would refrain from exposing myself.

I was in shock. I mean, I hadn't thought about exposing myself, but you know how young guys tend to be when they wake up. But still, I wouldn't even entertain the notion. But guess what? It's a thing. I suppose I could have whipped it out and it would have annoyed her a bit, but I guess she was used to it.

When she saw I had no intention of exposing myself, she decided that I was a rare find and asked me out on a date.

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