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And to think there were people who thought the clods Republicans sent to Washington during the Gingrich years were the worst they could get.

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Gaetz would be arrested by now for sex trafficking if we had any decent prosecutors in this country, and Bobert would have her children taken away from her if child neglect was something we took seriously at all. That instead they are preening around making dumb jokes about explosives just indicates that we are racing toward Peak Shit-Hole.

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It's a very old joke

Person sees a fellow sitting on the sidewalk downtown pounding away on a drum. Asks him what he's doing "I'm keeping the tigers away!" Person responds "But there aren't any tigers here!" Fellow says "Works, doesn't it!"

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Par Buchanan must be so frustrated for being born a couple decades too early to lead the fascist uprising.

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Currently warming herself on a rock.

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A few problems with this tannerite fantasy. One is I'm not sure her Glock would do the job for a couple of reasons. For one it has to be a high velocity round, as noted. Unless she's packing +P rounds or a 10mm, likely her 9mm at range out of the blast zone won't have the velocity to trigger an explosion. Second is the problem that you have to hit a target that will blow up, heavily implying you need to be like 1000 ft away if it will be big enough to destroy a metal detector... inside a building. It all says their idiot asses would either be in the building with the explosion (not smart) or have someone or something prop the doors open while they shoot from outside. The spicy and funny part is that police are known for not being fans of people dropping explosive devices in public and then drawing firearms in a crowd. Hey, it'll be their funeral

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Your day sounds excellent and subliminal and we all thank you for doing it.

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It's almost like having a bunch of non law enforcement randos carrying guns indoors and being told about enemies of democracy is a bad thing.

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Honest question— if I posted on Twitter that I was going to blow up my place of employment and harassed my coworkers like they do, and tried to bring a firearm into my job, I’d be fired immediately, I’d be walked out with security. I know they are elected officials, but it’s still their JOB. Why can’t they be fired for workplace harassment and threats? Why are they allowed to post violent rhetoric about their coworkers and their job without HR slamming the hammer?

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Boebert responded to Gaetz's tweet: “I'll bring the Tannerite!"

I hope they fuck up and joke around like this in an airport.

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That makes my fridge an armory.

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Quite apt. The ideologies of capitalism and cancer cells are identical.

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I have visions of them embalming him, laying him in a glass box at Mar-a-lardo. I see it going down like with Filipino dictator Ferdinand Marcos, which laid for nearly two decades without decomposing ... which miracle, and means he was ... pure and right?

The best part of this tfg fanfic, besides raking in more money from rubes, is how Melenoma will have to be a constant mourner, sitting besides the wax effigy, knowing damn well her husband took the money and ran, counting the days when she makes her own get-away.

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And watch his kids turn on him to save their own hides.

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You know what Paxton didn't get? A Presidential Pardon. So we can be happy in knowing that his day will come.

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Then the person using that term would be missing the glaring point about how Jerry and his Jr was in the room with an out gay man, and said gay man receives a lot of money from Jerry, so he can run a gay hostel in Miami. I don't think 'cuck' even comes into to said acts of Jerry Jr and his long time pal-for-pay, unless they are talking about his lying wife.

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