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Were-badger. According to Seth Meyers.

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Blue polo shirts and shorts? No, BUT if I had a country that for some reason had a uniform it would definitely be that!

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my dead grandmother takes the ramp faster, and she had a broken hip.

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Let's be honest, Matt Gaetz is so stupid he though Ron Pearlman's character in the Last Supper was real and now he's mad it's not.

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And disgust his daughter and I suspect his wife.

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"Men are weird."

As a man myself, can I say, I do not consider either Gaetz or Cruz, and for that matter, Gym Jordan to be men. Small whiney boys, maybe but in no way shape or form, men.

I will add that Ron Perlman is my new hero.

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"Men are weird."

What's your point?

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It's fun... if only for the responses they both got.

I suggest we all go over to their FaceBook pages and give 'em a few more.

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It got even better... Haircuts and funny dogs with umbrellas...

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"Different..." not necessarily "weirder..."

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"Ted Cruz fucking deserved it. Thank god no one wanted to buy his mother..."

She was fo sale??? I say we take-up a nice collection and...

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If he did, then Ron would be his Hero, wouldn't he?

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More a Were-Skunk. Were-Rat? Were-Squirrel?

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Ron Perlman manages to be both a Nazi and a demon from the depths of Hell!

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I am torn between wanting to laugh maniacally at this entire debacle while clutching my sides, and wanting to blind myself so I never have to be confronted by these two Republican bumblefucks' insufferably juvenile tweets again. I'm feeling about 50-50. Just burn it down. Burn it all down. https://media0.giphy.com/me...

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I used to live in his district (FL Panhandle) and there are lots of gun-humping white middle-aged Conservatives there. It's very highly populated with military families too, the majority of whom are white and Conservative. The rest includes some liberals and a small proportion of minority military members who, sadly, have to serve side by side with these assholes. I feel for them. The friends from there whom I've stayed in touch with said they get openly harassed when they go in public wearing their masks by middle-aged and older angry white men. When we lived there, I marveled at the nasty bumper stickers. They truly guzzle the conservative hate Kool-Aid. I'm so glad we moved away. These are just the type of people who prop up Gaetz. They love his warmongering and egg it on every chance they get. When Gaetz was challenged by a female first-generation Filipino American immigrant, Dr. Jennifer Zimmerman (she's a pediatrician) in the 2018 election, he won his seat by a pretty huge margin - roughly 70%-30%. He comes up with these outlandish ideas because he's stewing in a sea of people who urge him to "keep doing it".

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