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Wolves in Elephant Clothing: Yell ‘Child Predator’ Loud Enough and Maybe No One Notices Your Own Record

While the GOP shouts baseless conspiracies, Harris has a proven record of protecting exploited children and holding traffickers accountable. Republicans? Not so much.

https://substack.com/home/post/p-149582281?r=4d7sow&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

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kmblue187's avatar

His eyes, nose and mouth are all scrunched together in the middle of his face.

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CJLB's avatar

Somenday, somehow, I hope he is charged and convicted. He is the nicely clothed asshat of the right with the moral standing of a diseased....other maga republican of the right.

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Dave Zirkle's avatar

If that was my kid I would have already put him a burlap sack and tossed it in a river. Disgusting excuse for a human being. Like most Republicans.

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Bill Chatigny's avatar

Best headline ever!!!

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Inforia's avatar

A republican congressman, a pedophile, and a drug user walk into a bar. And the bartender says ‘Hi, Matt!’

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BlueHarridan's avatar

When Markwayne Mullin turns you in? DAAAAMN.

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MTE_NYC's avatar

Ha, ha, ha, enjoying this sooooo much!

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

“Congressman Gaetz, have you not ever not boned a teenager?“ Surely the answer to this is a resounding yes. On many occasions he has had the privilege of banging a crone of 22, 23, and even a geriatric 24. Some even consensually, allegedly.

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Good Jonathan's avatar

“If Gaetz was in the Soviet Union, he would not have been investigated. He would have been dragged out of his house in the middle of the night and sent …” to a penal colony in Kharp, north of the Arctic Circle, and come out in a box, a victim of “sudden death syndrome.”

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Nancy Naive's avatar

I’ve decide that we should stop calling him Trump, or DJT, or even PAB, but from now on we should be more specific and use his whole name, Donald John Trump, just like Lee Harvey Oswald, John Wilkes Booth, or James Earl Ray. There is a convention; let’s use it.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

Nah, it confers too much dignity and doesn’t flow. Plus, using PAB gives me satisfaction and can be used in commenting on other, more tight-assed platforms.

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Revenant's avatar

A fine howdy-do from your friends at the Party of Family Values.

"“Hypocrisy is a tribute that vice pays to virtue.” ― Francois Duc De La Rochefoucauld, Reflections or Sentences and Moral Maxims

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Damn, Gary. That first sentence was something. It left me breathless.

Or, it could have been overly-large bong hit.

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Sharon L Fullen's avatar

It just proves the old saying “me thinks, he doth protest too much”. These are serious criminal offenses so we need to (with or without him) clean this up. The crimes and misconducts committed by our former president, Supreme Court and members of Congress are becoming a full time job. I’d suggest we hire a professional investigator. Whomever is doing the research seems awfully slow.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Columbo. We really need Columbo.

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Revenant's avatar

There's just this one thing...

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Duhrew's avatar

The first time I have laughed my ass off along with “My Kevin”… Matt the silver spoon moron thought he was off the hook… guess again! He must be the most hated so called man in the house…

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A Guy Named Fred's avatar

He’s repulsive.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

Every time I see his giant forehead I want to grab a Sharpie and write “Douchebag” on it

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