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The Larry Haskell of Lumpy Rutherfords.

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She didn't destroy an historical document. She did make it hugely more historical. It is unique. It is the only copy of a State of the Union speech torn in two by a House Speaker. It should be framed.

Note: It will require two separate frames--one for each half.

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I figured it was meant as a consolation prize. You know, to console Rush for having advanced stage lung cancer.

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Her faults have nothing to do with either her gender or her sexual history. Let's please ditch that notion on all occasions.

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I read enough murder mysteries that I have come across spindles before. Like spike heels they make an excellent spontaneous murder weapon.

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Doesn't Trump have a whole team who have to uncrumple and scotch tape all the shit he trashes regularly?

Just saying, you may not wanna go down THIS particular path, punkin.

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Why do they keep killing the Irony Fairy?

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"frisson of adventure..." https://media1.giphy.com/me...

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I'll take my best guess - Legacy enrollee from a donor family.

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Human frat paddle Matt gaetz (attribution J Lovett)

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I'm an olds so I actually used them ;p

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Some enterprising person should, right this minute, be printing out copies of SPEECH and ripping them in two and framing the halves and selling them on ebay as a matched set.Internet, make it so

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It was. Rush helped get Trump there, and Trump basically ignored him after.This was the pat on the head for being a good boy

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It's prolly cause you are a white dude.I assure you, POC especially have known they were nazis for a loooonggg time

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Dunns to the left of us, Gaetz's to the right.

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