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JCfromNC's avatar

Depending on how you think vampires work (i.e., whether or not you think being "turned" is automatic or something consciously initiated), there would almost have to be vampires who were not young, thin and conventionally attractive. And really, even if you think it's always a conscious choice of the vampire to turn a victim instead of just feeding on them, you'd have to allow for vampires with fetishes that didn't revolve around people who were young, thin, etc.

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VyvBasterd's avatar

Rectitude? I barely knew the dude.

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Now we can both point at him and laugh.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Always, my friend.

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gogobooty's avatar

Roy Cohn for sure.

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rtpoeman's avatar

No rye bread, but you did have some wraps?

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fifthdentist's avatar

And I don't need any of this! I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this and that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one -- I need this! The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I am, some kind of a jerk or something? And this! And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair. And I don't need one other thing except my dog. ....Well I don't need my dog.

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3FingerPete's avatar

Too be fair legislative director for Matt Gaetz is a do-nothing job. He probably got bored.

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Mark Linimon's avatar

The "for exactly five seconds" line is why I love this site so much.

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Kooolest G's avatar

I wonder if the band prodigy knows that this trailer is using their music? I would think they would have to otherwise youtube would take the audio off right? here's the song. if they don't know, maybe someone on the twitters of faceplace should tell themhttps://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Bob_piper's avatar

A good tip for those who pay with the card but tip in cash? Write cash on the tip line where you sign your name. Sometimes your bartender is in a hurry and doesn't see the bar receipt until the end of the night.

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malsperanza's avatar

Well, at least these pernicious gotcha news reports will be banned in Tennessee. That'll show 'em.

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malsperanza's avatar

Cue Catholic schoolgirl miniskirts.

What's remarkable about that exchange is that the fake labels for the payments explicitly show that Greenberg and Gaetz knew they were paying underage people.

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malsperanza's avatar

Still the best lawyer letter in the history of lawyer letters.

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malsperanza's avatar

So have they started digging up his backyard yet?

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malsperanza's avatar

And this is why banks are required to report deposits and withdrawals of $10K or more.

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