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Narrator:He was, in fact, extremely sincere.

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I'm somehow on a mailing list for his stupid website. The other day I thought, "Maybe I should go look at the poison for my own understanding of their lies". They wanted me to sign up and give them money before I could take a look. Hahahaha. Fuck a whole truckload of that. I buy topsoil with manure in it, but I'm not paying for YOUR bullshit.

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I turned 50 yesterday. I no longer have to know the current vernacular. I can plant my flag in the early 90s and stay there.

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Oh is that what you appreciate about me?

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It is indeed on the hooloos. Find someone who'll let you borrow their password (I'd lend you mine, but I'm borrowing my ex's, so . . .)

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What kills me is, Walsh gets paid millions of dollars for this completely brainless shit. He says he has never watched hockey but is full of opinions about how "gay" it is because Pride practice jerseys? How did I miss out on the opportunity to make obscene amounts of money spouting ridiculous opinions on subjects I admittedly know absolutely nothing about?

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The Andreas backstory: like me, my friend Lindsay made friends much easier with guys. Her parents thought hosting a foreign exchange student would be fun, but wanted a boy placement, so only child Lindsay could have a friend in the house. Then, they worried about them not getting along, so these geniuses moved two European teen boys in with their daughter, Swede Andreas and Jorge from Spain. Lindsay and Jorge were secretly sexing within a month.

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Remember, Francisco Franco is still dead.

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The amount of money that is showered on rightwing hate merchants is staggering. We probably shouldn’t be surprised that people like Candace Owens have switched sides in order to cash in.

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Yay, I'm not the only one who had that as a guilty pleasure!

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At this point, I can’t tell if rightwingers simply don’t believe Hispanics can be Nazis or that they don’t want them in the club.

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Where the fuck does it all come from? It can't all be from the schmucks with the truck nuts who make up his core audience. Are there that many billionaire sugar daddies around? Why could I never find one?

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I don’t know. Someone is bankrolling all of this madness.

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Maybe it's Russia. Or China.

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Or both.

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My Dad met my Mom skating on Glacier Lake in Mill Creek Park in Youngstown, Ohio. They were married for 70 years, so I guess those skates worked.

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