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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

“Pick a side!” Walsh said. “Pick a team. Stop being indecisive. That’s what pansexual really is. Aside from made-up, it’s a lack of commitment.”

That's what Walsh did when he decided to become a Diaper Daddy:

https://www.wonkette.com/p/diaper-clad-matt-walsh-dolls-either

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Dshwa's avatar

This entire freak put by Matt is such a tell. He equates being sexuslly attracted to dome one as predatory. It's gross.

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Dshwa's avatar

*some. Stupid autocorrect

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Atrele Kasha's avatar

“Other people, I think — and this will be controversial — other people have a right to know if they are potential objects of your sexual fantasies.”

Given how much women deal with assholes like him making sure they know that they're the objects of their sexual fantasies (and how much they hate women for it), I'm gonna say.... no.

Also, I'm pretty sure Walsh's not in anyone's fantasies. Which is a shame because the dude has a relatively decent asthetic, diapers notwithstanding. (Although some are into that, so yanno.) Asshole is immediately -9 points on the scale.

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Bombay Troubadour's avatar

Pan as in Pangea. Good for him.

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Atrele Kasha's avatar

Given that I like Wayne Brady, I'm very happy to hear this.

Walsh can take his diapered ass and fuck himself off a short pier.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

ffs - now they want to police our thoughts - saw that one coming

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Fog of Jen's avatar

dude is worried someone might be attracted to him?

I should think he'd have the opposite problem.

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Tosca's avatar

Homophobic men are terrified of being treated by men, the way they themselves treat women. Matt Walsh can go fuck himself.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

I know he won't cause Mr Brady is a high road type,but I sorta wish he'd tell the guy "Don't worry man, I would not be attracted to you if you were the last human on earth"

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

"Everyone’s sitting around thinking, ‘He could be attracted to any one us right now.”

I believe about half the country would like to have a word with you, Matt.

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Tosca's avatar

He's SO CLOSE to the point, and yet!

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

"...Yeah, I heard a funny thing

Somebody said to me

You know that I could be in love, with almost everyone

I think that people are the greatest fun..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPbNpIG8x_s

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

I suggest everyone who encounters Matt Walsh be required to tell him about their deepest, sickest fantasies and how they’d like to include him in them.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

It’s got to be a miserable existence to spend all your time being outraged by the existence of other people. Especially when you know they’re happy and enjoying their life and you’re …

Matt Walsh.

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DemoCat's avatar

Wow. What the everloving fuk. Walsh is worried that people are attracted to other people without their knowledge? And that’s a concern, why again? Walsh is the kind of ignoramus who thinks something might happen TO HIM if he were to grab a beer in a gay bar. As if sexual attraction or preferences somehow become threatening if they differ from the only kind Walsh understands. What a sad sack.

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Deidre Snutz, Mind Goblin's avatar

The only thing that would happen if Beardface grabbed a beer in a gay bar is that the bartender and all the patrons would take turns spitting in it first.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

I 100% guarantee that Matt Walsh does not go around telling all the women he sees that he’s attracted to them. This is all about his deep-rooted insecurities about being afraid that some dude in an elevator is checking him out.

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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

"other people have a right to know if they are potential objects of your sexual fantasies"

Yyyeah but no. Your fantasies are your private realm, unless and until you choose to share them. Furthermore, it doesn't matter how much your fantasy might squick me or turn me ragingly on, That. Is. Not. My. Business. No one needs to nor GETS to know what goes on inside another's head - asking to is, what do they call it? Oh yeah, *overreach*. And it better stay that way, because I guaran-freaking-tee that no one wants to know what goes on in Matt Walsh's slimy little brainpan - or does he think he'd somehow be exempt from the mandatory sharing he's proposing here??

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Anti-Social Socialist's avatar

All fascists assume they would be exempt from the rules they create for others. That's practically front page of the fascist brochure.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I could live with knowing a little less about what goes on in Matt Walsh's slimy little brainpan.

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Demodocus's avatar

I very much doubt I'm part of anyone's fantasies (except for Mr Demi,) but if I am, I do NOT want to know about it.

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marcus816's avatar

I’m going to habe to look up some of Brady’s work. I love his attitude!

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

I know of him mostly form Whose Line is it Anyway.

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Anaid's avatar

He was always my fave on that show!

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lmurr's avatar

"No one’s safe. Now if there’s a group of people sitting in a room with Wayne Brady … it’s a diverse group so you’ve got an overweight, 65-year-old man and a young woman … whatever. Everyone’s sitting around thinking, ‘He could be attracted to any one us right now.”

Grow the fuck up.

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eliz_'s avatar

Also, unless someone walks into that room and declares exactly who they are or are not specifically attracted to, wouldn't that always be the case? How would anyone, anywhere know, EVER?

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