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The Quirk's avatar

His enormous head was cold.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

When he tells his tailor "I'd like a belt in back" he bends over the table.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

But devoting 26 out of the last 34 articles on the same worthless story is, gosh, starting to look like <strike>piling on! extreme envy.</strike> a good excuse to go to Dominican hookers.

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fuflans's avatar

you know relatively content couples can be just as dismissive of valentine's day. mostly it's just an excuse to eat candy.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Rule #1 for wanna-be wingnut investigators: Don't make it so fucking obvious that your "computer room" is also your very tiny bedrooom. Every one of these brain-dead douchebags seems to have a dresser and an open closet looming behind them.

Tell your parents to finish the goddamm basement, at least.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Next to his belt hanging on the wall? Is that for when his "Friend" comes over and he feels guilty about it later?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Why did Wonkette run a copy of Drudge's high school yearbook photo?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Nothing says "I'm a pretentious idiot. Please punch me in the face" more than a dorky hat.

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