Hi single people! Sorry about the uber-commercialized "fuck you I'm getting laid tonight" holiday that coupled people foist on you every February. You really don't deserve it. But take solace in at least one thing: you are not Matthew Boyle of Breitbart/Daily Tucker fame.
But devoting 26 out of the last 34 articles on the same worthless story is, gosh, starting to look like <strike>piling on! extreme envy.</strike> a good excuse to go to Dominican hookers.
Rule #1 for wanna-be wingnut investigators: Don&#039;t make it so fucking obvious that your &quot;computer room&quot; is also your very tiny bedrooom. Every one of these brain-dead douchebags seems to have a dresser and an open closet looming behind them.
Tell your parents to finish the goddamm basement, at least.
His enormous head was cold.
When he tells his tailor &quot;I&#039;d like a belt in back&quot; he bends over the table.
But devoting 26 out of the last 34 articles on the same worthless story is, gosh, starting to look like <strike>piling on! extreme envy.</strike> a good excuse to go to Dominican hookers.
you know relatively content couples can be just as dismissive of valentine&#039;s day. mostly it&#039;s just an excuse to eat candy.
Rule #1 for wanna-be wingnut investigators: Don&#039;t make it so fucking obvious that your &quot;computer room&quot; is also your very tiny bedrooom. Every one of these brain-dead douchebags seems to have a dresser and an open closet looming behind them.
Tell your parents to finish the goddamm basement, at least.
Next to his belt hanging on the wall? Is that for when his &quot;Friend&quot; comes over and he feels guilty about it later?
Why did Wonkette run a copy of Drudge&#039;s high school yearbook photo?
Nothing says &quot;I&#039;m a pretentious idiot. Please punch me in the face&quot; more than a dorky hat.