Maureen Dowd Manages To Make New York Mayor's Pizza Snafu About Bill Clinton's Blowjob
Hey did you hear that New York's mayor, Bill de Blasio, ate pizza with knife and fork, like a total schmegeggie? Well, NYT supercolumnist Maureen Dowd apparently wandered away from her twitter feed last week and forgot to refresh it, as she has Thoughts about pizza, and Bill Clinton getting a hummer from Monica Lewinsky, wait what?
Oh right, it's Maureen Dowd. Of course she does.
Here, let me try:
Mayor de Blasio, mayor of NYC, which is in the USA, which has a consulate in Benghazi, BENGHAZI - BENGHAZI - BENGHAZI!!! IMPEACH - IMPEACH - IMPEACH!!!
(Clearly I have a real knack for this kind of journalism. Where do sign up?)
What <i>always</i> happens in the porno when the pizza delivery person knocks on the door?