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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

As hells go, Arizona is second rate.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

It's the brand of mayo we use that makes all the difference.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

You vastly underestimate Satan. It's a common mistake, but try not to make it again.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

The bridge to nowhere is out, but Charon's ferry leaves at midnight.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

If they're in Marcus' office, they're already in hell. Going straight, on the other hand, is pretty unlikely.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Naturally she'll be accused of undermining civil discourse. Because this is completely different than:<blockquote> "You lie!" (Joe Willson) "Mr. President, when will you stop lying?" (Joe Walsh) "Obama... voting to cut off funding for our American troops on the battlefield" (Joe Lieberman.</blockquote> Only people named "Joe" are allowed to muddy the discourse.

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The Quirk's avatar

Separate rooms, please!

And where's Cheney w/ my ice water?

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fuflans's avatar

how refreshing.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Yay Maxine! I would have thrown in a little bit of neck rollin' myself, but hey, nobody expects you to be perfect, girl.

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Mahousu's avatar

I don't know whether most of them have the requisite skill set.

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Mahousu's avatar

<i>"The highway to hell is broad, and its gate is wide for the many who choose that way."</i> (Matthew 7:13)

Looks like that's a yes.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Hell with a bunch of teabaggers in it. That would ruin the place for me.

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