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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

As hells go, Arizona is second rate.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Memo to teabaggers: my office door is always open.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Cheney never met a fact he couldn't shoot.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's the brand of mayo we use that makes all the difference.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You vastly underestimate Satan. It's a common mistake, but try not to make it again.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The bridge to nowhere is out, but Charon's ferry leaves at midnight.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If they're in Marcus' office, they're already in hell. Going straight, on the other hand, is pretty unlikely.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Naturally she'll be accused of undermining civil discourse. Because this is completely different than:<blockquote> "You lie!" (Joe Willson) "Mr. President, when will you stop lying?" (Joe Walsh) "Obama... voting to cut off funding for our American troops on the battlefield" (Joe Lieberman.</blockquote> Only people named "Joe" are allowed to muddy the discourse.

The Quirk's avatar

Separate rooms, please!

And where's Cheney w/ my ice water?

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Yay Maxine! I would have thrown in a little bit of neck rollin' myself, but hey, nobody expects you to be perfect, girl.

Mahousu's avatar

I don't know whether most of them have the requisite skill set.

Mahousu's avatar

<i>"The highway to hell is broad, and its gate is wide for the many who choose that way."</i> (Matthew 7:13)

Looks like that's a yes.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Hell with a bunch of teabaggers in it. That would ruin the place for me.