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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Hell, they can't even get non-criminal reports right. A few years ago I was in a single-car accident - someone not too far ahead of me had lost a wheel which ended up rolling into the leftmost of three southbound lanes, which was the one I was driving in during fairly heavy commuter traffic at around 75 mph. I probably would have been OK if I'd jinked around it on the right side, except there was already a car there, so I tried going around on the left, and to paraphrase the great James McMurtry, I tried to miss it but I didn't quite. It got the outside of my right front tire and actually caused an airbag to go off. The state patrol showed up and took my report. A couple of weeks later I received the report to submit to my insurance company and I was astonished to see how wrong it was. There were several details that were incorrect, but the most damning was that the trooper said I was going northbound, which would have been impossible from any possible recreation of the accident. Fortunately, State Farm accepted it and paid for a new airbag, tire and alignment.

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HarpyLibtart's avatar

Good - I particularly love the stupid expressions that the really devout fuckweasels make when they realize their tangerine tyrant isn't going to lift a shaky Big Mac reeking finger to save them.

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