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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Never knew why Notre Dame was called the “Fighting Irish”, seems kind of redundant like the “Asian Chinese “

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Sorry Becca, Budget committee says have to wait until Friday due to COBRA bite ($1712/month x 2))

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Raises hand in back of room

Is dwarf Bigfoot Fart Pron a thing? Asking for a friend

theblackdog's avatar

I deleted Facebook so I can't help there, but I'm still sending my moneyz every month.

Evil Dr Päntsdrunk's avatar

I am reminded of the rhyme teaching how to multiply signed (+ and -) numbers:When good things happen to good people, that’s GOOD;When good things happen to bad people, that’s BAD;When bad things happen to good people, that’s BAD, andWhen bad things happen to bad people, that’s GOOD!Math mit schadenfreude.

OldFattyLumbkin's avatar

Must be 12 years or more since I first looked at the Facebook sign up page. I never got past "You must now acknowledge that Facebook owns your soul irrevocably and for all eternity" (I may be paraphrasing a little bit). Since then I have occasionally thought that since Facebook now apparently owns everybody's soul, why not let them have mine as well, but nah...

Username1016's avatar

This is not showing on my online credit card bill. Maybe I should try again?

Jamoche 🇺🇦's avatar

The Apple News app's Wonkette feed hasn't updated in 5 weeks - if the problem's not on your end, I can report it there. The next Mac OS will have a News app of its own so there might be a boost from it.

BeachLoafer's avatar

You do know, @RSchoenkopf:disqus, that your secure/members/subscription pages all point fingers at each other without actually telling me how to change my monthly stipend (because they don't tell me which category I fall into atm), right?

I've thrown a chunk-o-change at you for now as a one-time, will have to stock up on booze before I attempt changing the monthly again (last time took most of a bottle of gin, as I recall).

Dianna Deem's avatar

Love you 'Trix et al, but I just hit a deer last Monday and did considerable damage to my car (not to mention the poor critter). Whether I can get it repaired at reasonable cost or need to replace it, I'm looking at an outlay of $$$ either way.

Johnny Tremain Jr.'s avatar

I didn’t see this interview. Did they talk about Nambia or the time Lebron paid $130,000 for a one-night-stand?https://twitter.com/realdon...

cleanplace-reasonablypriced's avatar

I had to cancel my monthly donation a few months back but Lovely Wifelady just got a new job so I can resume sending not enough Ameros for all the good you do.

Evil Dr Päntsdrunk's avatar

I thought there was some kind of divine promise with rainbows and all. If LU gets washed away I bet we get a nice big pretty celebratory “fuck you” rainbow afterwards from the sky boogeyman.

eddi_TBH's avatar

I don't see an Open Thread. So I'm just dropping this here. It's bad news for human-cyber relations.

Emergent Tech

Basic bigot bait: Build big black broad bots – non-white, female 'droids get all the abusehttps://www.theregister.co....

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