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discus dropped menacing squirtz pics...why?

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It's just, between Newt, Giuliani and Trump, the party of family values is presenting the world with three men who have nine wives between them (if you count the cousin Rudy had annulled), and two out of the three of them started out with the current wife while still married to the previous one. Trump, of course, started with the previous one while still married to number one.

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A regular cornucopia of greed, irrelevance, vanity, and failure. I.e., a perfect summary of today's GOP...

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You have to admire the consistency of GOP hypocrisy. Well, no, actually you don't...

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Maybe they can come on stage in a big group at the end and sing Tomorrow Belongs to Me.

Here's an interesting, though: Palin's not on that list, but Gingrich, pro-choice army guy and "the nominee for vice president" all are. Whoever "the nominee" is, Vlad Trump is going to introduce him/her.

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I wonder what Trump's late Mom - an immigrant to the U.S. from the U.K. - would have to say about BoJo & Co...

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Kim Davis or GTFO!

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Do you genuinely think der Trumpenfuhrer is going to let someone else hog that prime bit of camera time?

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What time are the book-burnings scheduled?

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Consistency is the orange ferret of hypocritic minds?

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I have NO problem with people voting their conscience in a safe state, although this year I'm not even sure I would do that. If you live in a swing state, and you're even CONSIDERING voting for Jill Stein, you are A idiot. The fact that Trump and Clinton are neck and neck is mind boggling to me, but at the moment it's a reality, and having Trump in the WH is just unacceptable. He'll get to appoint at least two, and possibly three SC justices.

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Well spotted. She should surely waddle on-stage during Rev. Don's Tent Revival and Garage Sale...

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Not to mention that this is NOT the year to vote your conscience and help elect Trump. There are two choices - Trump or Clinton. To vote for Stein if you live in a swing state is just dumb. I still haven't forgiven Nader for 2000.

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She don't a talk so good, but she's shore got a lotta forehead.

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More like composting.

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Actually, I think this pretty much seals the deal that the VP pick will be Pence. Newt and Flynn are the only other names being floated, and they both have solid specific slots, but Pence and Christie are conspicuously missing from the list, and I think Christie's negatives outweigh (don't go there!) the positives.

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