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Incoming Ham's avatar

His comments put a whole new spin on "Suffer the little children".

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Everyone knows that Jesus only hung out with leper and hookers (and a handful of leper-hookers) to piss off his Old Man.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"If you only had as much money as I do, you could visit all of those countries with real poverty, while on vacation, like I do."

Mayor Marie Antoinette Bloomberg

The Quirk's avatar

Yeah, but what company wants to risk seeing "Jeffrey Subaru Dahmer" on the news?

Lefty Mark's avatar

"So what do you want, a pity party?"

Dylan Black's avatar

The real question is has Coca-Cola taken legal action against that girl and her parents for their dangerous dilution of the Dasani brand.

Dylan Black's avatar

I point this out only because I already made a jokey comment about it, not because I actually care: Aquafina is Pepsi, Coke is Dasani.

PubOption's avatar

Were she named after a soda, Bloomberg would have tried to ban her.