So we have all read the New York Times story about homelessness in New York, yes? And we have all cried for the smart, tough little girl named Dasani, who lives in a "520-square-foot room with her parents and seven siblings" in a most wretched shelter, where life is most wretched, and we have all said, "God
His comments put a whole new spin on &quot;Suffer the little children&quot;.
Everyone knows that Jesus only hung out with leper and hookers (and a handful of leper-hookers) to piss off his Old Man.
&quot;If you only had as much money as I do, you could visit all of those countries with real poverty, while on vacation, like I do.&quot;
Mayor Marie Antoinette Bloomberg
Darfs habn Kinder, Yahweh.
Yeah, but what company wants to risk seeing &quot;Jeffrey Subaru Dahmer&quot; on the news?
&quot;So what do you want, a pity party?&quot;
The real question is has Coca-Cola taken legal action against that girl and her parents for their dangerous dilution of the Dasani brand.
I point this out only because I already made a jokey comment about it, not because I actually care: Aquafina is Pepsi, Coke is Dasani.
Were she named after a soda, Bloomberg would have tried to ban her.