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I wondered if Eisenhower regretted that decision. He didn't back the Brits over Suez a few years later.

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You sure that was Samson? Sounds more like what Dubya did.

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Endorse the bible, or endorse <i> Diary of a Drug Fiend</i>? Decisions, decisions...

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God, isn't God a shit! -- Randolph Churchill

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If it wasn't on the innertoobs before, it is now. So, official!

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So, you're saying that Flower Mound doesn't have indoor plumbing? That is indeed libulz!

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<i>Matthew 21:18-22

Early in the morning, as Jesus was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, “May you never bear fruit again!” Immediately the tree withered. When the disciples saw this, they were amazed. “How did the fig tree wither so quickly?” they asked. Jesus replied, “Truly I tell you, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and it will be done. If you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer.”</i>

I've tried to use this strategy both to clear the weeds from my backyard and to make some neighbors I don't get along with throw themselves into the sea (or Lake Michigan... either will do) and it hasn't worked. I guess I don't have faiths hard enough.

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Well, there's <a href="This' rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://everything2.com/title/Ezekiel+25%253A17">This">http://everything2.com/titl... <i>"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."</i>

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Actually, I have thought it through.

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and the neighbor's ass is clear off. <edit>Doh. Jane Fonda must have fucked my brains out too.</edit>

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Tonight's Battle of the Bands:

Flower Mound meets Tower of Power.

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So, you're saying it's Obama's fault?

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I think I'd kinda remember if some foreigners came here and knocked off our democratically elected government to appease their corporate masters also too...

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The Angler's Bible, since we are going with sporting motif <a href="http://www.oocities.org/ton..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.oocities.org/tony2kuk/truth.html">http://www.oocities.org/ton... note: I did not fully vet the content of this link

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Flower Mound Population 67,825 A Caring Christian Community It's Year of the Bible Remember, we are in Texas - a Concealed Carry state. We do the Lords work. Old Testament Body Count: 2,400,000-ish.

Welcome.

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With The Police threatening to shut the whole thing down.

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