Despite his glowing endorsement of both Mitt Romney and Mitt's opponent Barack Obama back in January, John McCain has decided to switch to the other other other team and help out Michele Bachmann, who is broke, by hosting a fundraiser for the ex-never president and current and possible future congressional hologram. McCain will be paid in oysters and champagne, and Jon Huntsman will make a brief appearance to say "Romney is a sack of shit" in Mandarin. It should be fun. We want to go!
I guess the yapping twat wants part of the $200 million/day she believed it cost for the President's trip to India in 2010.
"Hitler finds out" video, in 3, 2, 1...
Is Dominique Strauss-Kahn invited?
Γ’Β«ÒΒΒͺ Welcome back, my friends, to the show that never ends. We're so glad you could attend! Come inside! Come inside!
(Cue the Gypsy Queen, in a glaze of Vaseline.)
No anchovies? You've got the wrong man!
Just don't call it a bail-out. Shelley don't like bail-outs.
Ya know what I think is "misleading?" Throwing an event to retire $1M in campaign debt if her campaign is not, in fact, $1M in debt.
Actually, that's not "misleading."
It's telling a LIE!!
Perhaps Sen. McCain agreed to attend because he just heard the "retire" and thought the party was for him?