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If only food stamps were honored at McDonald's, it would have its own version of a wet corporate dream.

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Exxon: Oil Depletion Allowance

McDonald's: Oil Accretion Allowance

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The whole thing makes me Grimace.

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The first regularly-paying summer job was working for the town I lived in for the summer (gardening, trash, whatevz). It paid $1.25 an hour (or $10 a day). But that was in fucking 1965.

Interestingly, I just checked, and the BLS tells me that that is equivalent to $9.41 an hour today, so maybe the minimum wage has just always been goddam low, but has still managed to get worse.

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