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Bitter Scribe's avatar

McDonald's response boils down to "they're just a bunch of outside agitators."

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Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

Any business that hires enough employees to service their customer base is destined to make less obscene profits go broke. That's just how capitalism works.

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Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

Well, naturally. Any inside "agitators" will quickly find themselves outside.

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Akira Bear's avatar

What kind of moron manages a restaurant where employees are rushing around deep fryers and hot grills - and doesn't have at least one First Aid kit? Shouldn't that be required?

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Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

Where do you think they keep the mustard? Duh.

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georgiaburning's avatar

Could be worse, if she was working at a Chick Fil'A they'd have told her to pray for healing.

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Goposaur's avatar

What? Couldn't afford Windex?

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Goposaur's avatar

onions or arms?

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Alex Grey's avatar

"boils down to," that was a pun...

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Okay, I'm gonna get some mustard packets and a whole lot of tap water and make a homeopathic burn remedy. Thanks, McDonalds!

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Thomas McCabe's avatar

When it comes to OHS McDonald's just doesn't cut the mustard!

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Jado's avatar

Thank god that McD's employees aren't really human. That sort of thing would be monstrous if they were actually people.

They ARE androids programmed to work at McD's right? We're not actually scum who would allow this sort of thing to happen right?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

You deserve a brick today, McD.

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SnarkON's avatar

Duh, libtards. If these lazy takers don't like putting mustard on their burns, they can just go find themselves a better job at some company with a proper first-aid kit.

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Tallmutha's avatar

Painful rectal itch, MacDonald's CEO? Why not stuff a Big Mac up your ass?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

“The managers told me to put mustard on [the burn]”

In other words, the Republican replacement for Obamacare.

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