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McDonald's response boils down to "they're just a bunch of outside agitators."

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Any business that hires enough employees to service their customer base is destined to make less obscene profits go broke. That's just how capitalism works.

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Well, naturally. Any inside "agitators" will quickly find themselves outside.

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What kind of moron manages a restaurant where employees are rushing around deep fryers and hot grills - and doesn't have at least one First Aid kit? Shouldn't that be required?

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Where do you think they keep the mustard? Duh.

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Could be worse, if she was working at a Chick Fil'A they'd have told her to pray for healing.

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What? Couldn't afford Windex?

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onions or arms?

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"boils down to," that was a pun...

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Okay, I'm gonna get some mustard packets and a whole lot of tap water and make a homeopathic burn remedy. Thanks, McDonalds!

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When it comes to OHS McDonald's just doesn't cut the mustard!

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Thank god that McD's employees aren't really human. That sort of thing would be monstrous if they were actually people.

They ARE androids programmed to work at McD's right? We're not actually scum who would allow this sort of thing to happen right?

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You deserve a brick today, McD.

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Duh, libtards. If these lazy takers don't like putting mustard on their burns, they can just go find themselves a better job at some company with a proper first-aid kit.

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Painful rectal itch, MacDonald's CEO? Why not stuff a Big Mac up your ass?

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“The managers told me to put mustard on [the burn]”

In other words, the Republican replacement for Obamacare.

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