America's purveyors of Anus Burgers aren't really all that big on the idea of paying a fair wage to their employees, but it's nice to know that they're at least willing to help them eat their bootstraps and mooch off the gummint.In yet another inspirational example of a fast food giant "helping" its employees, the
As a token of their appreciation, the Mickey D employees chipped in and presented their boss with a festive holiday basket full of gourmet sea salted rodent genitalia.
‘Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.”
You know what's really humorous? The highly profitable big corporate McDonald's in Oak Brook IL says, "Hey, don't look at us, most of those poor souls work for our franchisees!"
You see, it's funny because a McDonald's franchise is like a gold mine, a mint and a golden goose all rolled into one. If you own two of them, you never have to work again; own three and your children are set for life.
Long ago the wise citizens of the Seattle-Tacoma area established a separate municipality called SeaTac to contain their airport, so they wouldn't have to listen to any complaints from "neighbors" who were actually residents of the town where the airport resides.
So, the benighted <a href="http:\/\/goo.gl\/maps\/iKUaa" target="_blank">souls </a>who actually <i></i><a href="http:\/\/goo.gl\/maps\/nydOv" target="_blank">do live</a> in <a href="http:\/\/goo.gl\/maps\/gZbvy" target="_blank">SeaTac</a> just voted themselves a $15/hr minimum wage. Let&#039;s see how much higher Ronald can jack the price of a tasty airport anusburger now!
What&#039;s the problem? Health insurance for that family is only $20/month. But <i>no, </i>Obama had to ruin all that! He <i>took away their plan!</i>
They get it direct from G. Love.
You deserve a brick today.
As a token of their appreciation, the Mickey D employees chipped in and presented their boss with a festive holiday basket full of gourmet sea salted rodent genitalia.
Did you read about the Cleveland Wal*Mart that held a employee Thanksgiving food drive - for Wal*Mart employees?
I sincerely wish this is something I made up.
It isn&#039;t.
That Squatty Potty ad gives new meaning to &quot;Eliminate Your Competition.&quot;
I stole this from someone else on Wonkette:
&lsquo;Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.&rdquo;
â John Steinbeck
tessiee:
As always, you are very kind!
Here&#039;s where I got it: <a href="http://wonkette.com/518152/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://wonkette.com/518152/deleted-messages-of-th...">http://wonkette.com/518152/...
I think it is in the true spirit of Wonkette to hijack any clever post and immediately take personal credit for it. I do it all the time.
That&#039;s my quote. MY QUOTE! I&#039;ve been drinking green tea all day long...&amp;c.
<i>&ldquo;Digging Out From Holiday Debt&rdquo; tips</i>
Consider taking up Prostitution. HR can provide you with pamphlets.
Provided that you eat enough. Tricky business, eh?
&quot;Happy Meals . . . now with Happy Endings!&quot;
Spoiler Alert!
My Happy Meal tastes like tears.
You know what&#039;s really humorous? The highly profitable big corporate McDonald&#039;s in Oak Brook IL says, &quot;Hey, don&#039;t look at us, most of those poor souls work for our franchisees!&quot;
You see, it&#039;s funny because a McDonald&#039;s franchise is like a gold mine, a mint and a golden goose all rolled into one. If you own two of them, you never have to work again; own three and your children are set for life.
Long ago the wise citizens of the Seattle-Tacoma area established a separate municipality called SeaTac to contain their airport, so they wouldn&#039;t have to listen to any complaints from &quot;neighbors&quot; who were actually residents of the town where the airport resides.
So, the benighted <a href="http:\/\/goo.gl\/maps\/iKUaa" target="_blank">souls </a>who actually <i></i><a href="http:\/\/goo.gl\/maps\/nydOv" target="_blank">do live</a> in <a href="http:\/\/goo.gl\/maps\/gZbvy" target="_blank">SeaTac</a> just voted themselves a $15/hr minimum wage. Let&#039;s see how much higher Ronald can jack the price of a tasty airport anusburger now!
What&#039;s the problem? Health insurance for that family is only $20/month. But <i>no, </i>Obama had to ruin all that! He <i>took away their plan!</i>
&quot;Give me your tired, your poor, your unemployed and we&#039;ll turn them into poor wretched fast food workers&quot;
- The McDonald&#039;s All-American Dream