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bobbert's avatar

The Grift of the Magi.

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fuflans's avatar

and the sad thing rod got 14 years and didn't actually DO anything. he just talked about it.

these 2 are going to get off with 165K and marriage counseling.

(i am not a blago apologist, just think everything about that case reeked of IL politics).

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bobbert's avatar

This here was a pretty unoriginal sin.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Ten points to Hufflepuff!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

"Please don't make me grifty. You won't like me when I'm grifty."

~ The Incredible McDonnhulk

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

In fairness, do we actually know irradiated tobacco plants DON'T cure multiple sclerosis?

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PsycWench's avatar

If anyone asks me which three people I give the least fucks about, I now have an answer. But I'll probably just send them a link to this succinct, snarky but yet completely accurate post.

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The Quirk's avatar

Grifty day, smoggy skies Charcoal gray! On my way past where the grifters meeeeet Is there a way to eliminate Eliminate greedy K street?

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PsycWench's avatar

Let me summarize: Greedy people are greedy, but they don't like to admit it.

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PsycWench's avatar

This could be a nightmare for rich man Johnie, at least the part where he might have to touch Maureen.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

A villain is the hero of his own story.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

That's really not even an expensive Rolex. It's a bit like "showing off" your entry-level Mercedes C-class.

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