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Marycat2021's avatar

I just read this morning that ICE can't seem to find enough "illegals" to detain and deport. They're way under the "goal" set for dragging kids out of school, sick folks in hospitals, old people in nursing homes, and workers building Teslas and cleaning rich people's houses.

beb's avatar

"Musk has been too busy ... calling for the International Space Station to burn up in Earth’s atmosphere (really!)"

Just to clarify. Part of the space station are 30 years old, and like most 30 year cars it's ready for the junk yard. Since there is no junk yard in space the plan is to drop it into the lonely section of the Pacific Ocean. To due that safety a "deorbit" vehicle needs to be build and attached to the space station. Musk's SpaceX has the contract to do that. Why he want to jump the gun, when the deorbit vehicle has not even been made, can only be attributed to Musk rapidly degenerating brain.

Marycat2021's avatar

It's better to let it burn up upon re-entry. They did this with Cassini, sending it into Saturn's exosphere when the mission was finished in 2017.

Jens TINGLEFF's avatar

Speaking of Überpresident Musk's AI, what happens if you ask it whether Felon is a nazi?

Spleen Victoria's avatar

Fucking woke babies. Is there anything worse than a woke baby - and they ALL are woke, usually at 3 am, or so Donald has been told by his wives who heard it from their (illegal) nannies, and that is why babies need deportation.

LaurenAZGoodGirl's avatar

Firstly, you have shown that humor with facts is a great way to communicate β€œcomplex legal stuff n’ junk”. Pelosi Pelosi Pelosi indeed.

B) I love that lady Trump judge in the 9th district. Big mushy love. Super femme lesbian Birkenstock love and cuddle fests are in my dreams tonight.

3) I liked the Elon Musk from Trump 1.0 who thought Trump was such a moronic blowhard that he (Elmo) didn’t want to have anything to do with his first Presidential Tech Nerd Committee. Now in Trump 2.0 his toddler (Elmo’s; not Trump) is wiping his yummy boogers on the Resolute Desk while under-Prezi Trump dreams of cheating at golf this weekend.

ShrillKitty's avatar

| Judge John Coughenour, a Reagan appointee who went woke and Marxist somehow

As someone who practices in the Western District of Washington, "woke and Marxist" would not be the first words I would choose to describe its bench, including the Honorable Judge John Coughenour.

Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

I thought they liked, nay, insisted on newborn babies? Didn’t J. Divans want lots of lots of American babies? Oh? What’s that? Forcing women to incubate so they know their place? And only WHITE babies? Yeah, that’s what I thought. πŸ˜’

Apollyon Danish's avatar

White babies, and human-couch hybrid abominations.

eppe's avatar

My recommended reading for the few, like myself, that may have an interest in the inner workings of the Murdoch family. By the way, McKay Coppins is doing his best to keep legitimate journalism alive.

****WARNING**** This link may trigger occasional outbreaks of schadenfreude.

Growing Up Murdoch

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2025/04/rupert-murdoch-family-succession-james-murdoch/681675/

KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

These bastards are raving maniacs with acute cases of sadism.

Mexfiles's avatar

I just had an evil idea... next time a "sovereign citizen" shows up in court claiming s/he isn't under the jurisdiction of the United States, turn the family over to ICE to deal with these "stateless persons".

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Won't happen though, considering who they likely voted for!

Hank Napkin's avatar

Did The 2016-2020 Wall somehow stop walling? And besides, who's gonna clean the Mar-A-Lago pool? The stuff floating around in it every damn morning is enough to make you sick!

CambridgeKnitter's avatar

The Wall celebrated 2021 by falling down because it was poorly constructed.

Lady MS's avatar

Since both his parents (one here under iffy circumstances) are utterly lawless, thus apparently not under the jurisdiction of anyone, I suggest we make Barron the test case on those grounds.

G-7 in Space's avatar

His mom is clearly an illegal.

Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Not sure that ruling will stop them. Noem is really getting off of the roundup. Wearing her assless chaps and everything!

[Redacted]'s avatar

The immediate irreparable harm is that the ruling suggests that there are theoretical limits to the power of the president, which tends to subject his whole shock and awe program to the regular, unhurried (and fully informed) processes of government.

Mavenmaven's avatar

"I didn't think you'd eat my punchable face" for the day. Shazam Trumpist Zachary Levi surprised that Trump voters are losing jobs, not just those Democrats, which he apparently would be ok with

https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/5150778-musk-trump-shazam-zachary-levi-doge-jesse-watters-fox-news/?fbclid=IwY2xjawIiJvZleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHabOoQ5g_MBQNzVVWIMuQr7yoG1esiMF0nDPmlpvYBysxCL5MBgP5o9cZQ_aem_L-1sttq-SNbGv5tl4pQUJg

Lefty Wright's avatar

I read where Musk has restricted use of government issued credit cards to one dollar. Anything exceeding that must include a,detailed justification and prior permission. At this time it as applies to only USAID and three other agencies under the DOGE microscope but will soon roll out to other agencies. There are already extensive restrictions on the cards and all purchases must be listed and accounts balanced, but using the card blocks sales tax charges and makes it easier for employees when traveling or purchasing small quantities of things like office supplies. But now Musk has added additional steps and additional approval levels, taking a lot of employee time they could use working.

When I worked with the state in North Carolina the Secretary of the state department of health and human services, the wife of postmaster general DeJoy, instituted similar rules on ordering supplies. You had to get budget office approval, then you filled out a requisition, then it went back to budget to make sure money was there, then the budget director sent the request to the Secretary's office for signature, then it went back to the budget office to double check on available funds (which the section budget person already knew) then to the section for ordering. Each step was usually handled just one day a week so if anyone was out that day, a $100 order for pens and paper could take four or five weeks to get ordered. And it probably took a total of a couple of hours to do all the paperwork and reviews at various levels.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I had a card when I worked for California DOT. I had a really good working relationship with my first line supervisor, who was also my purchasing authority. We used to have to go through the same kind of BS you relate because his purchasing authority was a couple hundred miles away and not always available to authorize purchases. We devised a cunning plan to use my card on my supe's authority for almost everything we needed that we couldn't get through Prison Industries. Someone a couple of steps above my guy in the pecking order noticed we were getting shit done, and that was not allowed to stand. They revoked my card and we reverted back to making excuses because our hands were tied.

Shananigan's avatar

It's all so ridiculous. Spending $1000 looking for a dime.