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Marycat2021's avatar

I just read this morning that ICE can't seem to find enough "illegals" to detain and deport. They're way under the "goal" set for dragging kids out of school, sick folks in hospitals, old people in nursing homes, and workers building Teslas and cleaning rich people's houses.

kmblue187's avatar

Everything Trump touches dies.

Marycat2021's avatar

I wish he'd touch himself. The world would be a better place.

kmblue187's avatar

Why do I have the feeling by the time all these executive orders lose in Court, Trump will appeal and appeal and...I worry this could go on forever. Not to mention Trump's thoughts about a third term, is anyone surprised by this?

Marycat2021's avatar

Trump will likely die before he can serve a third term. He's in lousy shape, and dementia runs in his family. Even if he manages to finagle a third term, that is.

The one saving grace is that the courts have consistently issued TROs that stay whatever bullshit EO's King Donald issues.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They're mostly losing, and from all the evidence appeal after appeal after appeal can be stretched out over four years.

kmblue187's avatar

Everything Trump touches dies.

beb's avatar

"Musk has been too busy ... calling for the International Space Station to burn up in Earth’s atmosphere (really!)"

Just to clarify. Part of the space station are 30 years old, and like most 30 year cars it's ready for the junk yard. Since there is no junk yard in space the plan is to drop it into the lonely section of the Pacific Ocean. To due that safety a "deorbit" vehicle needs to be build and attached to the space station. Musk's SpaceX has the contract to do that. Why he want to jump the gun, when the deorbit vehicle has not even been made, can only be attributed to Musk rapidly degenerating brain.

Marycat2021's avatar

It's better to let it burn up upon re-entry. They did this with Cassini, sending it into Saturn's exosphere when the mission was finished in 2017.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Like any adolescent, Musk gets off on trolling people.

Jens TINGLEFF's avatar

Speaking of Überpresident Musk's AI, what happens if you ask it whether Felon is a nazi?

Spleen Victoria's avatar

Fucking woke babies. Is there anything worse than a woke baby - and they ALL are woke, usually at 3 am, or so Donald has been told by his wives who heard it from their (illegal) nannies, and that is why babies need deportation.

LaurenAZGoodGirl's avatar

Firstly, you have shown that humor with facts is a great way to communicate “complex legal stuff n’ junk”. Pelosi Pelosi Pelosi indeed.

B) I love that lady Trump judge in the 9th district. Big mushy love. Super femme lesbian Birkenstock love and cuddle fests are in my dreams tonight.

3) I liked the Elon Musk from Trump 1.0 who thought Trump was such a moronic blowhard that he (Elmo) didn’t want to have anything to do with his first Presidential Tech Nerd Committee. Now in Trump 2.0 his toddler (Elmo’s; not Trump) is wiping his yummy boogers on the Resolute Desk while under-Prezi Trump dreams of cheating at golf this weekend.

ShrillKitty's avatar

| Judge John Coughenour, a Reagan appointee who went woke and Marxist somehow

As someone who practices in the Western District of Washington, "woke and Marxist" would not be the first words I would choose to describe its bench, including the Honorable Judge John Coughenour.

Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

I thought they liked, nay, insisted on newborn babies? Didn’t J. Divans want lots of lots of American babies? Oh? What’s that? Forcing women to incubate so they know their place? And only WHITE babies? Yeah, that’s what I thought. 😒

Satanic Pancake's avatar

White babies, and human-couch hybrid abominations.

eppe's avatar

My recommended reading for the few, like myself, that may have an interest in the inner workings of the Murdoch family. By the way, McKay Coppins is doing his best to keep legitimate journalism alive.

****WARNING**** This link may trigger occasional outbreaks of schadenfreude.

Growing Up Murdoch

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2025/04/rupert-murdoch-family-succession-james-murdoch/681675/

Goldfish's avatar

Is there any extra large amount of ketamine huffing going on? Someone is getting very weird.

KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

These bastards are raving maniacs with acute cases of sadism.

Mexfiles's avatar

I just had an evil idea... next time a "sovereign citizen" shows up in court claiming s/he isn't under the jurisdiction of the United States, turn the family over to ICE to deal with these "stateless persons".

Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

Won't happen though, considering who they likely voted for!

Hank Napkin's avatar

Did The 2016-2020 Wall somehow stop walling? And besides, who's gonna clean the Mar-A-Lago pool? The stuff floating around in it every damn morning is enough to make you sick!

CambridgeKnitter's avatar

The Wall celebrated 2021 by falling down because it was poorly constructed.

Lady MS's avatar

Since both his parents (one here under iffy circumstances) are utterly lawless, thus apparently not under the jurisdiction of anyone, I suggest we make Barron the test case on those grounds.

The G-7 Experience's avatar

His mom is clearly an illegal.