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As long as there are wingnuts looking for fake scandals, O'Queef will be around. Wingnut paranoia is too big of a cash cow to simply ignore.

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I thought having a soul for sale (make a reasonably lucrative offer) was the whole point.

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My thoughts exactly. Where were these big bad border protectors when this idiot was down there? Looking for women and little children to shoot? Slackers every one of them.

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Who knew people would interpret "phone tampering" with phone tampering?

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The fantasy worlds I usually construct/occupy often involve elves or giant robots. Or even both sometimes!

And yet I feel like the more balanced individual here.

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Well, certainly bastard, and certainly child, so you're most of the way there.

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Christ on a bike, when will this odious little turd give it up?

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I've said it many times before, but leave it to people to O'Keefe to ruin something as lovely and wholesome as boats filled with sex toys.

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The shame of it all is that this little fuckwit has had a substantial impact on national politics.

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Jim O'Keefe maybe the only actual towelhead in the world.

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I wish we could just follow the money because someone is bankrolling this little douchecanoe.

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Wish it were so, but his old man is named James and is a materials engineer.

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G. Gordon Liddy would tear O'Queefe a third cornshoot.

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You think? I'd say he's massively insecure, given his continuous efforts to be a Big Shot and impress the Kochs, Cruzes etc.

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When he stops getting attention. I.e., never.

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Just finished reading "Wingnut For Dummies". One star. Couldn't fap to it at all.

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