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FIght, fight! Somebody hide the cutlery.

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Lawks! Only "Aunt Pittypat" (Lindsey) would dare to wear that green strapless, watered silk-look ball gown to the local car wash...again. It was the silk fan and matching hat which had the whole town agog!I say the whole ensemble was just too "busy". The boys loved it, though. I sway-uh.

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No cat fight is complete until at lest one boobie goes flying free

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Muslims traditionally think dogs are unclean. The camel usually means the end of the show.

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No shit, really?

Our ad pickings are slim when Mysterious Forces* have had us banned for life from participating in Google Ads, which is the main source of lifeblood for almost every online publication.It would be great if we could dictate terms to potential advertisers, but the sad truth is that we have to take what we can get and try to mitigate the worst of it.

I'm never happy when people have troubles, but we're just barely gettin' by until we find ourselves a rich sponsor like so many other sites I can think of...

So, I'm sorry that it is slow for you, and I'm sorry that you hate me, but unless you feel like helping out, I'll just have to continue to weigh the literal survival of the site against optimal performance.

(*Yes, seriously. We had a previous ban lifted, and within one day, Google banned us again due to a complaint from someone with sway. For being an "Adult" website. Yes, like Brazzers. They say the ban is now permanent.)

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To paraphrase Jimmy Webb, "someone left Lindsay's cheeks out in the rain, all that sweet green icing falling down..."

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I can't tell if this is supposed to be an underhanded compliment or an insult.

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I was having issues with Wonkette too, running Firefox on a MacPro. My solution was to bump the dom.max_script_run_time parameter to 20. It's reachable by typing "about:config" in the address box. Anyway, it's running fine now.

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Randy Paulin has the paddles to prove it.

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Damn Lindsey! You out of Midol?

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I'll bet a bushel full of Illinois soybeans that this half-wit has his wife record all of his appearances on TV and files them by theme, by date, by drivel so her man can watch himself when he's home for R & R.

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You have to love the Party of All Things Right Wing starting to snipe at each other like a bunch of old ladies at a church pancake breakfast. It's delicious.

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It is so enjoyable to watch the Republican hyenas stalk, circle, and inevitably chew on each others bones.

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These people make me sick. Let's all imagine an Iranian, talking to his friend electronically, says that he would like to blow up a bomb in America. The NSA hears that and has him arrested*. *KilledHere in America, the actual major discourse is about how much we should bomb Iran, as in, the whole country, and so few people seem to have a problem with that. Where is the f*$#ing planet I can buy* and leave this Earth shitheap? *Donate please

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My analysis exactly. The Reagan Rule is wearing thin.

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