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Shibusa's avatar

"Amen!" ~ Mary Baker Eddy

chicken thief's avatar

No, SarahPAC will help all of our true American Patriot friends. Please give generously!

~ Sarah

TrufflePig58's avatar

Wait, didn't gofundme refuse the campaign for the church of satan? I haz a confuze.

diogenez's avatar

Let them bake cakes.

eggs ackly-wright's avatar

Here, have a black and tan. On the hoose.

Hardly Ideal's avatar

Freedom Funds! *crying eagle sound*

No, seriously, you have to make an eagle noise every time you say it.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

you should absolutely go out and copy-right the term "freedom funds" right this minute because the second one of them reads that line, that is precisely what they will call it.And then in 10 years we'll learn the site was grifting from the grifters

willi0000000's avatar

lawn? . . . you call that a lawn? . . . why back in my day...zzzzzzzz

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Wingnutwelfare.org? Because Fox Nuuz can't hire all of them...

Amy!'s avatar

W.T.F.

Poe? Izzat you? Shypixel, Dok Zoom, what think?

I remember reading my first 419er—I was so impressed that it managed to spell every word correctly (in upper case, with random punctuation), that I actually showed it to several colleagues. Standards have fallen sadly in Lagos. This one, however, appears to be of the same vintage!

handyhippie65's avatar

tequillya always takes me down a dirt road filled with potholes.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Maybe the Police Union accidentally clicked a button they shouldn't have and cancelled their own account. It could have happened. Just like Freddie broke his own spine.