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fuflans's avatar

i have a handicapped (who's also OCD). he perseverates less than republicans.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

They'll be too busy talking about how Obummer is personally reading all your emails and listening to your phone calls with his hand over the mic so you don't know he's there

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Bases upon some of the shows I've done for defense contractors who shall go nameless, lasers will be a thing fairly soon...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

We need to see his long form W-2

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Damn shame that his latest non scandal went up in flames. I wonder how much it was insured for?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Obviously, it was a False Flag Conspiracy, conceived, supervised and personally carried out by B. Hussein Obummer. Obviously. There can be no other explanation.

Literally: for TeaTards, there <i>can be no other explanation.</i>