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David Hendrickson's avatar

Too mild. "America's Mayor" has earned and deserves much harsher condemnation.

J Petti's avatar

no butter in his grits! an insult so fantastically great that i will be using it from now on.

RRJKR's avatar

Us evil Libs have harassed "America's Mayor " to the point that the poor guy has to drink himself into a coma nearly ever day just to escape our pointless, nasty assaults. we should be ashamed.

Berkeleyfarm's avatar

Just catching up on this. So, he basically admitted to defamation to avoid having to go through discovery? Because it was expensive, but apparently also because he destroyed a lot of stuff? And they're acting like this was all part of the clever plan for Rudy to go to trial and dazzle them with his stuff?

That's some galaxy brain action.

Joe Max's avatar

Only in Georgia are salted peanuts added to Coca Cola, because Coca Cola. Everywhere else in the South we knew the proper ingredient was ROYAL CROWN COLA!

Damn yankees!

Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Peanuts and cola? Mixed? Am I in the same country? And, omg, RC Cola. Just eew.

Robert Eckert's avatar

Lady Catherine de Burgh for the win!

Sara Benincasa's avatar

I want everybody to know I was disappointed to find out that Kum 'n' Go has no Georgia locations, because I really wanted to put that in. :(

MRobtheMathSnob's avatar

As a lapsed Iowan, I approve of this message. Spew 'n' Split forever!

The Horned Tulip God's avatar

Question: Does the Kroger ban extend to all Kroger and Kroger-owned stores nationwide? Because I'd really appreciate it if I didn't have to hold my breath every time I entered a Fred Meyer's or QFC, on the off-chance Roodles wandered into the liberal hellscape that is Western Washington.

Sara Benincasa's avatar

He isn't allowed to go to any stores, I have decided.

Caepan's avatar

"𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴 (𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘢 𝘎𝘦𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘪𝘢 𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳, 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵) 𝘙𝘶𝘣𝘺 𝘍𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘺𝘦 𝘔𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘮 𝘈𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘢 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘍𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘰𝘯 𝘊𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘺 𝘉𝘰𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘌𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴."

Well, I have been an election worker (though not in GA), and that lying, un-American drunk Rudy 9/11 needs to pay up for his slanderous and terroristic threats. Then he can fuck off.

Rick Jacobs's avatar

A perfect example of "Fuck Around and Find Out".

JCfromNC's avatar

It's been a long time since I dumped salted peanuts into a bottle of Coke, but I always just figured a Lance(TM) packet's worth to a 16oz bottle was good enough.

No butter in my grits! My God, why would you even *want* to eat grits any more if you couldn't have butter in them? Roodles has proved himself a waste of oxygen, but that punishment might be too severe for me to condone.

thephantomcheese's avatar

How about a kidney stone he can't pee out?

Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Why would anyone want to eat grits anyway? Is what I'd like to know. Actually I don't care. I will just stick with mashed potatoes or rice for my starchy substrate.

JCfromNC's avatar

I don’t agree with this, but then there are a number of foods that I feel similarly about, so I’ll just help myself to your share of the grits. And butter.

Caepan's avatar

The ONLY time I would eat grits without butter is if they are smothered in sausage gravy.

Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Never, would be a good time for me to eat grits. I'm okay waiting until never rolls around.

DemoCat's avatar

Very heartfelt letter to Roodles, Sara. He’s just cracking open the first can of Found Out Soda, after fucking around shamelessly for PAB and The Big Lie. He gambled the tattered remains of his reputation on the unlikeliest of chances that somehow the potus candidate who lost convincingly would nonetheless be awarded power. It was a bad call, and he hurt people along the way. Time to pay the fiddler, fuckstick.

Zap's avatar

He's still got the rest of the six-pack to open!

HerstoryRepeating's avatar

Sara Benincasa,, if you can’t say anything nice about someone, please come sit to next me.

Please, like right now, if possible. 💖

So excellent!

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

VERY nicely said!

1st light's avatar

That was a delightful article, thanks!!!

fuflans's avatar

final noxious fart a human corpse releases post-expiration...

this reminds me of mummia and if you know what that is, i apologize in advance. (i have spent a lifetime in jacobean theatre.)