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Craig's avatar

Ye Gods. He sounds like someone's senile grandmother.

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Tessie's avatar

So do we now know how EHEN MILK got a black eye?

https://people.com/elon-musk-black-eye-press-conference-blames-son-x-11745618

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Caepan's avatar

TACO and the Couchfucker - Tuesdays on FOX!

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Lady Tavestock's avatar

If I was a reporter, and I had one chance to ask Trump a question before I lost access, I don't think I could've topped the TACO question. God, it's such the chef's kiss.

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Carol A. Heasley's avatar

That is a ridiculous hair piece Mr. Argentinian is wearing.

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Cheryl Seybert's avatar

….”.I went to Saudi Arabia, the king told me, he said “you got the hottest,” we have the hottest country in the world right now, “ Question if the Saudi king said that wouldn’t the king mean his country?

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Teddy Barnes's avatar

Can't wait for 'Pollo Maria's' in Carlsbad Ca. to rename her chicken taco the Trump Supreme......

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Virgiebeach's avatar

Himself is TRYING to tell me that some enfeebled-brain Appeals "Judge" has allowed Drumphenheimer and his tarriffing ass to go 'head with their idiotic selves for the time being.

JFTC,

Everyday, getting whiplash. FUCK

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Don Wilson's avatar

TOTUS not POTUS. Taco of the United States 🤣

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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

Thank you and gotdamn. I was mostly offline yesterday cause I was doing my damn jerb. Pop back on in the afternoon and suddenly everyone's sniggering behind their hands about tacos and I Did Not Understand. Now I know.

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Virgiebeach's avatar

Lolol omg *applause* YESSS! THIS is how you do THAT, 'Merican 'Media".

Also I kinda wanna marry that reporter now. I'm sure my husband will understand. Right??

XD

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. This is grand writing, but it's also taco libelz!1!!!!11!!!!!!!!!! (We love tacos.)

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Hank Napkin's avatar

No surprise. Sir, given his head and unfettered by professional guardrails, now "runs the country and the world" in exactly the same manner with which he ran his many Sir businesses: By fiat and, consequently, straight into the ground.

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Zap's avatar

I was already having tacos for dinner- then this!!

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Ukraine/Haitian's avatar

today was a great day

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Idiot Trump took the bait, and babbled like an incoherent moron for minutes on camera. But Joe Biden is old.

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