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That God Who Needs a Starship's avatar

Imagine the void in your soul it takes to view an order to help poor people for the equivalent of less than a working week of your life as part of a condition to regain your livelihood as some great infringement of your right to be a fucking asshole.

Parakeetist's avatar

Iggety aggety oop

Aack aack

(Bugs Bunny, still making much more sense than these fuckers)

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Uh, your right to volunteer at the fascist hotline isn't being denied, bruh, it just doesn't count for your community service hours.

I hope all the donation checks to this blood blister of a human being bounce.

Gigglesnort's avatar

McCloskey is polling in the single digits in his bid to be the Missouri Republican Senate nominee. Looks like he is going to have to find a different gig.

Dame [Vigorous Epithet] Erin's avatar

Wait until he finds out what the sentence is for aggravated pissing off the judge.

Matt the Hoople's avatar

Imagine...expecting them to be around poor people...and probably not allowed to carry firearms when they do....and that was the gun he had on him the night he proposed...they're so misunderstood

TexasDumb's avatar

Unstay the order, yank the license, and give him a wedgie. He's giving douche-nozzles a bad name.

DemoCat 🐈🌊⚖️'s avatar

Did these two barefoot gun clowns make Madison Cawthorn’s “Dark MAGA” call sheet? Did anyone else see that tweet? Dude is going FULL crazy now that he’s got no political career, no immediate political career, to destroy. He done did that. Now he dreams of a fascist all-star team to go “dark,” which isn’t sinister or threatening in any way. I hope the McCloskeys fuck around and find out. His grievance is pure performance. His “practice” is no doubt built on barefoot speaking engagements about how to do liberty and patriotism despite globalist conspiracies from the left, who literally want to socialism him to death, progressively speaking.

Zyxomma's avatar

Her bare feet really make that photo pop.

A Tad  Sick of the Stench's avatar

Obligatory (and repetitive, I'm sure): Lock them up.

Mark Lungo's avatar

So these people think they get to dictate the terms of their own punishment? So privileged. So arrogant.

StarJamma's avatar

Not sure what kind of quality legal services these twits would actually provide for a Missouri resident facing legal issues but my guess is unless it involves somehow brandishing a gun at someone, not fucking good.

StarJamma's avatar

Nothing but revenge fantasies- dangerous yet pathetic.