Sorry, New York City strip club aficionados, but you are probably going to be shelling out a bit more coin to naked ladies who pretend to like you for a few moments, because the New York State Division of Tax Appeals recently ruled that lap dances are not artistic performances and are
I remember when Gubnor Big Chief Pretty Hair Perry passed the Titty Tax in Texas. The entertainment club lawyers filed suit and it went to the State Supreme Court, which upheld it, saying the proceeds of the tax are legislatively required to be used to help sexual assault victims. So the nice lawyers waited a year and went back and asked how the money was spent. Crickets were heard in the Comptroller's and AG's office. Back to the courts the lawyers go and a judge ruled that it was illegal, unconstitutional or something else, and it was never mentioned again.
I seem to remember all the entertainment clubs got those monies back. I'm sure they invested in the entertainers' 401K and gave year-end bonuses.
Mine&#039;s rather fond of Salma Hayek&#039;s little <i>pas de deux</i> with a snake in some horrible movie or <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=qnJJ2fojawE" target="_blank">other</a>.
$20 cash (or more) and I have to document the taxes on it? END THE TITTY TAX!!1!
<i> &ldquo;live dramatic choreographic performances&rdquo; </i>
Kind of like a sledge hammer is a &quot;finger massager&quot;.
I wonder where she keeps her receipt book.
If they are going to tax &quot;Beaver Bucks&quot; shouldn&#039;t they include &quot;Dong Dollars&quot; in the name of equality?
Let&#039;s see...
Protest tax on tea by throwing tea in the harbor...
Protest tax on lap dances by throwing strippers on my lap?
No taxation without titillation! Or something like that.
It&#039;s all done electronically, my friend tells me. Just be sure to wash your card thoroughly after you swipe it.
So, does this mean that now I have to pay to wank it to a fine nude by Renoir in a lovely public museum (asking for a friend)?
I remember when Gubnor Big Chief Pretty Hair Perry passed the Titty Tax in Texas. The entertainment club lawyers filed suit and it went to the State Supreme Court, which upheld it, saying the proceeds of the tax are legislatively required to be used to help sexual assault victims. So the nice lawyers waited a year and went back and asked how the money was spent. Crickets were heard in the Comptroller&#039;s and AG&#039;s office. Back to the courts the lawyers go and a judge ruled that it was illegal, unconstitutional or something else, and it was never mentioned again.
I seem to remember all the entertainment clubs got those monies back. I&#039;m sure they invested in the entertainers&#039; 401K and gave year-end bonuses.
Mine&#039;s rather fond of Salma Hayek&#039;s little <i>pas de deux</i> with a snake in some horrible movie or <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=qnJJ2fojawE" target="_blank">other</a>.
The tax is right there on your cable bill.