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The Quirk's avatar

The "Dud" in that commercial resembled my youthful self to a disturbing degree.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Quite a few I've seen are a lot like those folks who pop the question at a sportsball event - you get that icky feeling the setting was chosen to make it much more difficult for the other person to say "no".

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

"It is not meant to harm those who are picked and I do not believe that it does."

When thinking about people with good judgment of what is and is not harmful, I think "teenagers" ranks somewhere below "con artists" and above "Republicans" on the spectrum.

Especially since young men who did not like their "position" in the draft could apparently pay money to move up to a better slot. (Aside: if that were the case, who gets the money?)

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Sounds like Mystery Date. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfcBl_Eps_c">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

That's a lot to pay for a case of the blue balls.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

But they'd be most appreciative if the boys would take care of the #1 seed of the day before the prom date . . .

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"Contraception Kitty"

Hello Kitty's cousin that the family never talks about...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the Houston Texans of high school

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

even sadder- since the girls have veto power he probably is $140 poorer and still has no date

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

They should alternate every year with a Sadie Hawkins draft

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Well, whatever walked there, walked alone.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"What would Baptist Jesus do?" is always a tough call.

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