Here is the thing about the newest RINO, former Alan Simpson: back when he was Wyoming's lone Congressman and then its senator, he was about as conservative as Republicans got -- save a Jesse Helms here and an old Strom there. It's not like he was ever Linc Chaffee, you dig? And now he's so old and mean to the poor GOP, calling them out for being batshit aggressive and (simultaneously) giant pussies afraid of Grover Norquist. He's a fun get, is what we're saying. [
To be fair, he once chewed out Bill Maher during a "Real Time" interview for some of the gay stereotype jokes Bill had been making on the show prior to the interview. Even though he was Republican Senate Whip for Bob Dole, Simpson never fell in with the pro-life or anti-gay crowds, either.
Can you imagine a man cranky enough to be Bob Dole's Whip? Neither can I.
Wow...gross...
That was before Bob became Viagra's pimp, right?
Line on the left, one cross each
Fourth word in your sentence, Katie.
well that was fun.
So. Once you get dentures you can talk common sense? What's up with that?
To be fair, he once chewed out Bill Maher during a "Real Time" interview for some of the gay stereotype jokes Bill had been making on the show prior to the interview. Even though he was Republican Senate Whip for Bob Dole, Simpson never fell in with the pro-life or anti-gay crowds, either.
Can you imagine a man cranky enough to be Bob Dole's Whip? Neither can I.
Too bad you have to be retired from politics before you can address the irrational extremism in your ranks.