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They also make for rich mechanics.

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For some people it falls right in their blind spot.

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😖...

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Praise the Lord and pass the pitchforks and torches.

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Shit hole Islamic cult fuckers trying to shove their Islamic gods down our American throats! We've got to stop them!!!11

Oh wait. That's shit hole far right wing Christian god fucking Christian Republican assholes do it. Never mind.

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They have different flags, but other than that I can't tell them apart.

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And when atheists do the wrong thing we don't blame Satan. We have to take the blame.( I, of course, never do anything wrong.)

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Exekiel 23:20 says it best ..."She lusted after their paramours, whose flesh is like the flesh of donkeys and whose issue is like the issue of horses."

Paramours with dongs like donkeys that shoot horse jizz don't need a flag!

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Yes, facts and logic don't seem to have much of an effect on one who believes in imaginary being(s) that control every aspect of their life.

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Someone should pound you for that.

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Since Jesus was Jewish, wouldn't the Christian Flag look something like this?

http://i2.wp.com/www.jewish...

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It's heritage, ya know.

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If they so badly want that flag to fly over a government building, Glencoe could always secede and declare itself a religious republic like ISIS-stan.

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Sorry but ...

That sort of persecution didn't happen. Nero did enjoy torturing Christians but then he enjoyed torturing everybody. As far as he was concerned Christians were just a Judaic sect (which was true) and he blamed the Jews for many things. Essentially the story of Christian persecutions was made up out of the whole cloth much, much later.

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We'll test the theory by throwing the person saying "it's just a theory" out of a helicopter, and see how well "intelligent falling" serves them.

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It's basic math:

Deeply held belief > facts + logic

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