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i was drinking on wednesday because of congress too!

what a coincidence!!

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I'd chide you for petty exaggeration, but (of course) I haven't seen the tape yet.

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Guess I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.

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Far too classy for them.

Boxed Red more likely.

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It is the sense of Congress that I could <em>flyyyyyyyyyy</em>

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Pete Sessions once again proves what an insufferable douche he is. These fucking guys today are really making the rulePete Session once again proves what an insufferable douche he is. These fucking guys today are really making the rules hard to follow.s hard to follow.

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And I simply work at drink.

But mebbe I'm doing it wrong ...

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I'm unemployed. Plenty of time to drink...no money to buy it. I has a sad.

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"If the shoe fits."

Oh yeah...well, I'm rubber and you're glue!

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Sadly, no. I am now though.

Guess I somehow managed to cut'n'paste the entire original comment into itself when I edited it to add the missing 's' and the end of Sessions. Either that or IntenseDebate fucked me over. Probably the former, but I'll be keeping an eye on ID just in case...

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I'll supply the really cool, mac-daddy wine opening apparatus from Costco.

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Congress gets really ugly on Meth Mondays.

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Pete Sessions: "I haven't seen the tape yet."

Geez these fuckers. They sound like Commander Hair Helmet yesterday saying "I'll say anything based on what I think is important at the time I say it." Bring in the circular firing squad.

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... but with a chaser of spray tan (in burnt desert orange)

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