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fuflans's avatar

i was drinking on wednesday because of congress too!

what a coincidence!!

Chris Grrr's avatar

I'd chide you for petty exaggeration, but (of course) I haven't seen the tape yet.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Guess I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.

SullivanSt's avatar

Far too classy for them.

Boxed Red more likely.

SullivanSt's avatar

It is the sense of Congress that I could <em>flyyyyyyyyyy</em>

SullivanSt's avatar

Pete Sessions once again proves what an insufferable douche he is. These fucking guys today are really making the rulePete Session once again proves what an insufferable douche he is. These fucking guys today are really making the rules hard to follow.s hard to follow.

WishingIWereThere's avatar

And I simply work at drink.

But mebbe I'm doing it wrong ...

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I'm unemployed. Plenty of time to drink...no money to buy it. I has a sad.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"If the shoe fits."

Oh yeah...well, I'm rubber and you're glue!

SullivanSt's avatar

Sadly, no. I am now though.

Guess I somehow managed to cut'n'paste the entire original comment into itself when I edited it to add the missing 's' and the end of Sessions. Either that or IntenseDebate fucked me over. Probably the former, but I'll be keeping an eye on ID just in case...

Fartknocker's avatar

I'll supply the really cool, mac-daddy wine opening apparatus from Costco.

schmannity's avatar

Congress gets really ugly on Meth Mondays.

Fartknocker's avatar

Pete Sessions: "I haven't seen the tape yet."

Geez these fuckers. They sound like Commander Hair Helmet yesterday saying "I'll say anything based on what I think is important at the time I say it." Bring in the circular firing squad.

WishingIWereThere's avatar

... but with a chaser of spray tan (in burnt desert orange)