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(((Aron)))'s avatar

I would like some nice Bolognese sauce please!

Manny Bothans's avatar

Again, the normal behaviors of people who have absolutely nothing to hide.

Yes Repeat No's avatar

Flop sweat. I'm glad I don't have to clean his shirts. Or his underwear.

Lordpnut's avatar

Perhaps he meant "Folsomly", and plans on laying down some sweet prison blues.

Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

Would you like Brussels Sprouts with that?

Lordpnut's avatar

C'mon, Evan. You know you wanna liveblog that motherfucker any time, rain or shine.

Hemp Dogbane's avatar

Fulsomely Prison Blues

Lordpnut's avatar

May I have (ahem) peanuts instead?

(((Aron)))'s avatar

OH GOD NO, IT BURNS!

(My mom sent me to buy Brussels sprouts for her. After initially refusing, she forced me to go. I had to wash my hands after putting them in the bag. YUCKIES!!!)

Lordpnut's avatar

Seriously ot: Has anyone else read about "giant barnacle-covered cross" that washed up on a Florida beach?The owner of a nearby hotel said that he considers it a "sign of protection."Yeah. Or not.

Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

did she then try to serve them to you?

Poor Aron!

(a course, i luv Brussels Sprouts!)

Mavenmaven's avatar

Hopefully we'll all be in a good mood for his testimony as tomorrow is also Indictment Friday!!!

(((Aron)))'s avatar

Oh no, she may be mean, but she's not evil.

Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

Isn’t there one in Pennecamp State Park?

(((Aron)))'s avatar

The only proper preparation for Brussels sprouts, as everyone knows, involves a fifty-five gallon drum and gasoline.