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(((Aron)))'s avatar

I would like some nice Bolognese sauce please!

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Manny Bothans's avatar

Again, the normal behaviors of people who have absolutely nothing to hide.

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Yes Repeat No's avatar

Flop sweat. I'm glad I don't have to clean his shirts. Or his underwear.

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Lordpnut's avatar

Perhaps he meant "Folsomly", and plans on laying down some sweet prison blues.

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Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

Would you like Brussels Sprouts with that?

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Lordpnut's avatar

C'mon, Evan. You know you wanna liveblog that motherfucker any time, rain or shine.

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Hemp Dogbane's avatar

Fulsomely Prison Blues

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Lordpnut's avatar

May I have (ahem) peanuts instead?

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(((Aron)))'s avatar

OH GOD NO, IT BURNS!

(My mom sent me to buy Brussels sprouts for her. After initially refusing, she forced me to go. I had to wash my hands after putting them in the bag. YUCKIES!!!)

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Lordpnut's avatar

Seriously ot: Has anyone else read about "giant barnacle-covered cross" that washed up on a Florida beach?The owner of a nearby hotel said that he considers it a "sign of protection."Yeah. Or not.

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Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

did she then try to serve them to you?

Poor Aron!

(a course, i luv Brussels Sprouts!)

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Mavenmaven's avatar

Hopefully we'll all be in a good mood for his testimony as tomorrow is also Indictment Friday!!!

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(((Aron)))'s avatar

Oh no, she may be mean, but she's not evil.

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

Isn’t there one in Pennecamp State Park?

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

Deep fry them. Trust me.

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(((Aron)))'s avatar

The only proper preparation for Brussels sprouts, as everyone knows, involves a fifty-five gallon drum and gasoline.

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