a second rate (being generous) restaurant chain is american culture to be celebrated? tell me you're a cultureless swine without using those words, meatball
There is one on Route 40 that has their drive through cleverly placed so as to clog the entrance to the nearby Safeway. I wonder how many fender benders they have caused.
It’s not just a single pickle chicken sandwich, you also get a choice of sauce to add to the sandwich while you fight off the tears of the crushing loneliness of eating dinner in your car alone because you only have $10 for food and it’s easier than going to the grocery store, buying a loaf of bread and some Oscar Meyer salami and then realizing that you don’t have enough money for cheese or mustard and your boss texts you asking you to come into work on your day off because “we are understaffed right now. I need you to be a team player” and while you have your phone out you decide to open instagram and your feed is all beautiful millionaires on vacation in St. Tropez so you feel even worse than before but you still have a few bites of that chicken sandwich, which is pretty good despite how awful you feel.
<<"Well maybe NATO keeps flushing its big cock down the toilet too, and they’re all uncircumcised in Europe so it probably makes an even bigger and more embarrassing sound there, something like a combination between an underwater WHOOOOOOSH of hot tub jets and the poot-farting sound of an untied balloon flying around the room as it gives up its air.">>
Chic-Fil-A will put extra pickles on your sandwich if you ask, but they stack them all on top of each other when the entire point of extra pickles is to get a little bit of pickle in every bite.
I know I should boycott. I am so opposed to single-use plastic bags I’m running out of room to store all my reusable ones. I go to protests and call my congresspeople and do the occasional phone bank, but I can’t fix the entire world all by myself, and it’s a damn good sandwich. That said, I have one like twice a year.
We need to parachute a battalion of mental health professionals in Washington, DC armed with tranq guns and straitjackets. Sorting out the certifiable from the merely criminal and directing the authorities of Maryland and Virginia to secure them in appropriate facilities.
I have never eaten Chick Filet and won't, as long as they are owned by homophobic Republican donors. I hear it's good as far as fast food goes, but there are always other options, especially on Sundays.
You aren't alone in not giving a crap about the rubs he fleeced. They voted to dismantle E Warren's Consumer Protection team, they want to strip every regulation that protects the average person against greedy corporations, every environmental regulation that protects human and natural health, school aide food stamps for CHILDREN, healthy food in SCHOOLS, and helping families afford daycare. I'm tired, but there's truly much more. Every shitting thing to do with immigration. Eat the losses, Rubes. You bought it, you own it. Grab your bootstraps and yank them.
Major Watson has the right under UCMJ to appeal any summary judgement and have a court martial. His Judge Advocate would undoubtedly call General Mattis, General Kelley, and all the Generals and Admirals Hegsetb and Trump have canned as witnesses. Then there is Trump’s refusal to drink from the Devil Dog fountain at Belleau Wood, and refusal to visit BelleauvWood Cemetary because his hair would get wet in the rain. Then there is his using an internment at Arlington Cemetary as a photo op and pushing out of the way the personnel who told him that was illegal. Then there are the cuts to the Real Cavalry at Ft Cavasos/John Bell Hood. The Cav love their horses. Then there is masking the USS John McCain. Then there is his disrespect for POW John McCain spending six years being tortured in the Hanoi Hilton. Then there is calling troops “suckers and losers”. Then there is draining the accounts for base housing (some of which dates back to before WW2) to build Trump’s Big Beautiful Wall that is like the Maginot Line. By this time, Major Watson will be carried out of the hearing room on the shoulders of the Court Martial Board as the Judge Advocates lead the cheering.
In other words, military moral is in the pits. What happens in other countries like Turkey and Greece and Brazil and Chile and Argentina and Germany when military moral is in the pits? I’m just asking questions here.
When somebody calls me while they're eating, I tell them to finish their meal and call me back. I don't want to listen to your gross chewing and burps and digestion, asshole.
Yes. The automatic volume control on the microphone will cause their non-speaking mouth sounds to come across to the listener just as loudly as their speaking voice. It is extremely distracting to the point where I almost can't comprehend either side of the conversation, and given that I'm generating one of those sides, it tells you just how bad it is.
Even if they called me, I typically say, "Oh, I seem to have caught you mid-meal. You know what? I could use a quick break now myself. Please, finish your sammich or whatever, and how about we reconvene at [time 5 minutes later]?" If they object, I reassert that I AM taking a quick break.
The White House looks like a trailer park that got hit with a tornado and the reflecting pool has been turned into a literal swamp, but at least we can eat a shitty chicken sandwich* in our cars.
*and yes, Chick-fil-A’s sandwiches taste like shit. I will fight anyone who disagrees.
Our big thrill was watching McDONALDS change to 20,000,000 on thier signs!
a second rate (being generous) restaurant chain is american culture to be celebrated? tell me you're a cultureless swine without using those words, meatball
There is one on Route 40 that has their drive through cleverly placed so as to clog the entrance to the nearby Safeway. I wonder how many fender benders they have caused.
It’s not just a single pickle chicken sandwich, you also get a choice of sauce to add to the sandwich while you fight off the tears of the crushing loneliness of eating dinner in your car alone because you only have $10 for food and it’s easier than going to the grocery store, buying a loaf of bread and some Oscar Meyer salami and then realizing that you don’t have enough money for cheese or mustard and your boss texts you asking you to come into work on your day off because “we are understaffed right now. I need you to be a team player” and while you have your phone out you decide to open instagram and your feed is all beautiful millionaires on vacation in St. Tropez so you feel even worse than before but you still have a few bites of that chicken sandwich, which is pretty good despite how awful you feel.
<<"Well maybe NATO keeps flushing its big cock down the toilet too, and they’re all uncircumcised in Europe so it probably makes an even bigger and more embarrassing sound there, something like a combination between an underwater WHOOOOOOSH of hot tub jets and the poot-farting sound of an untied balloon flying around the room as it gives up its air.">>
I think I literally died laughing!
It seems you got better.
Barely! Even now, I read it again and start giggling!
Same. Read it twice when I first encountered. Just read it again. Still funny!
"...is it any wonder that DFW is widely considered the shittiest large metropolitan area in the entire US?"
Can confirm. No notes.
Especially South Dallas.
Why you make snacks ILLEEEEEEGAL, Yurrup??
Brilliant.
Chic-Fil-A will put extra pickles on your sandwich if you ask, but they stack them all on top of each other when the entire point of extra pickles is to get a little bit of pickle in every bite.
I know I should boycott. I am so opposed to single-use plastic bags I’m running out of room to store all my reusable ones. I go to protests and call my congresspeople and do the occasional phone bank, but I can’t fix the entire world all by myself, and it’s a damn good sandwich. That said, I have one like twice a year.
We need to parachute a battalion of mental health professionals in Washington, DC armed with tranq guns and straitjackets. Sorting out the certifiable from the merely criminal and directing the authorities of Maryland and Virginia to secure them in appropriate facilities.
https://ifloz.substack.com/p/aussies-officially-hate-trumps-fucking
That's all around a good blog. Thanks for the pointer.
I have never eaten Chick Filet and won't, as long as they are owned by homophobic Republican donors. I hear it's good as far as fast food goes, but there are always other options, especially on Sundays.
You aren't alone in not giving a crap about the rubs he fleeced. They voted to dismantle E Warren's Consumer Protection team, they want to strip every regulation that protects the average person against greedy corporations, every environmental regulation that protects human and natural health, school aide food stamps for CHILDREN, healthy food in SCHOOLS, and helping families afford daycare. I'm tired, but there's truly much more. Every shitting thing to do with immigration. Eat the losses, Rubes. You bought it, you own it. Grab your bootstraps and yank them.
“Think about it, they probably can't do it in their countries,”
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Apparently you can't do it here, either.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/air-force-major-jason-watson-arrested-capitol-trump-impeachment-rcna352827
Major Watson has the right under UCMJ to appeal any summary judgement and have a court martial. His Judge Advocate would undoubtedly call General Mattis, General Kelley, and all the Generals and Admirals Hegsetb and Trump have canned as witnesses. Then there is Trump’s refusal to drink from the Devil Dog fountain at Belleau Wood, and refusal to visit BelleauvWood Cemetary because his hair would get wet in the rain. Then there is his using an internment at Arlington Cemetary as a photo op and pushing out of the way the personnel who told him that was illegal. Then there are the cuts to the Real Cavalry at Ft Cavasos/John Bell Hood. The Cav love their horses. Then there is masking the USS John McCain. Then there is his disrespect for POW John McCain spending six years being tortured in the Hanoi Hilton. Then there is calling troops “suckers and losers”. Then there is draining the accounts for base housing (some of which dates back to before WW2) to build Trump’s Big Beautiful Wall that is like the Maginot Line. By this time, Major Watson will be carried out of the hearing room on the shoulders of the Court Martial Board as the Judge Advocates lead the cheering.
In other words, military moral is in the pits. What happens in other countries like Turkey and Greece and Brazil and Chile and Argentina and Germany when military moral is in the pits? I’m just asking questions here.
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When somebody calls me while they're eating, I tell them to finish their meal and call me back. I don't want to listen to your gross chewing and burps and digestion, asshole.
Yes. The automatic volume control on the microphone will cause their non-speaking mouth sounds to come across to the listener just as loudly as their speaking voice. It is extremely distracting to the point where I almost can't comprehend either side of the conversation, and given that I'm generating one of those sides, it tells you just how bad it is.
Even if they called me, I typically say, "Oh, I seem to have caught you mid-meal. You know what? I could use a quick break now myself. Please, finish your sammich or whatever, and how about we reconvene at [time 5 minutes later]?" If they object, I reassert that I AM taking a quick break.
The White House looks like a trailer park that got hit with a tornado and the reflecting pool has been turned into a literal swamp, but at least we can eat a shitty chicken sandwich* in our cars.
*and yes, Chick-fil-A’s sandwiches taste like shit. I will fight anyone who disagrees.
It LITERALLY looks worse than the white house at the end of "Idiocracy".
Of course, at this point, "Idiocracy" is like the lost utopia that we fleetingly glimpsed on our way down the drain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iDGM76KoEk
“It’s got nutrients. It’s what plants need.”
*electrolytes
Thank you!
I ate a Chick-fil-A sandwich once, just to see what all the hype was about.
It's just a fucking chicken sandwich, no different from the chicken sandwiches every single fast food franchise offers.
If it weren't for the homophobia, it would be completely unremarkable.
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