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Bob's avatar

"Italian officials used military satellites to help hack U.S. voting machines, flipping votes from Trump to Biden using CIA-developed tools like Hammer and Scorecard."

To go along with the theme of, it's always projection with these guys, this is how they stole the 2024 election, except it was Elon, Starlink, and flipping from Biden to Trump. But the Democrats couldn't even so much as audit the election because we're the ones that insist elections are fair.

Hank Napkin's avatar

If I recall correctly -- and I do -- give Shambles Georgia and he still loses the election.

Liberal Stoic's avatar

It's a well-earned victory lap Wonkette. You have indeed been reporting on the wingnuttiest parts of the wingnut-o-sphere for years.

I actually kind of hate that I know stuff about this all. It's so painfully, unbearably stupid. I can't imagine what it must be like to have to document this stuff professionally. Someday, when this is all over, I hope you get all the drinks on a beach somewhere.

beb's avatar

Whatever Evan was taken when he wrote this, he should stop taking,

Bren M's avatar

Tulsi Gabbard just keeps going from one cult to another, doesn’t she?

counterlife's avatar

That's very common for people who are weak minded and emotionally damaged enough to become part of cults. Until they land in the one with the suicide by poison pact.

Bat In The Belfry's avatar

If you really want to go down this rabbit hole, Jonathan Larsen’s substack has been doing amazing work connecting exactly these dots. Here’s a good place to start:

https://jonathanlarsen.substack.com/p/trump-got-venezuela-intel-from-team

The whole thing reads like Tom Clancy Mad Libs and it’s all horrifying…

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

She sure was bamboozled by that Trump guy...

Mommadillo's avatar

Problem for anyone with a three-digit IQ is now that the Trumpers have touched those election records, they can no longer be trusted. Because the one absolutely incontrovertible truth in all this is Trumpers are liars and cheats.

Penitent In Purgatory's avatar

"Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past."

Anyone else fucking tired of quoting George Orwell?

ZKat's avatar

The way they're going after those ballot boxes you'd think they had Epstein files in them.

JunkYardDogg's avatar

There was a push to disbar Pyscho Sydney Powell in Texas. When it got to the hearing, the papers submitted to the board, got the numbers assigned to the three (yes 3) pieces of evidence mixed up. The board contacted the people who filed the disbarment papers and ask them to correct the mix up in the paperwork. Exceedingly simple and easy fix. Those people sloughed it off and did not correct the papers. They probably could have done it all in an hour. Result: the Bar board dropped the disbarment request. They were ready to disbar her.

And don’t forget, the Trump regime has also hired DimeBag Mike Lindell in some sort of election mutilation project.

TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

A good propaganda machine has propaganda for every level of stupid.

Cheers Y'all's avatar

Tulsi to Krusty: "Get off the cat walk! It's my turn!

Meow, scratch, scratch hisssssss.

Tza's avatar

Meanwhile congressional Republicans have a new elections law in the works! Click the link to find out its very stupid name!

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/5712698-house-republicans-election-reform-bill/

JunkYardDogg's avatar

Their goal is to establish a facade of elections, either a predetermined result.

Election mutilation and repression.

GiggleSnort's avatar

PAB and his minions never let go of any slight or bruising to his ego. He is not satisfied with repeating the Big Lie about the 2020 election. He wants to rewrite history so that not electing him becomes the biggest crime ever, he is the victim, and everyone who denied this or got in the way of his very real coup plot is punished. And of course, yes, part of the plan is to sow FUD about 2020 and US elections generally, in preparation for further ratfucking. I think many people are not at all clued into this, but are smoking what Trump is smoking.

Dave M's avatar

I don’t see why China would want Biden to be president instead of an easily manipulated idiot, but that’s why I don’t make the big pundit bucks.

Tza's avatar

All I can think of is "Maybe Joe will stop getting North Korea to act up, they're a problem as is."

Runfastandwin's avatar

I fear the Teidrich challenge will remain unanswered forever. we'll see.