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Buzz1313's avatar

Briscoe Cain looks like a young Truman Capote- only stupid.

Granny Sprinkle's avatar

That guy's not compulsively overcompensating for anything, so stop thinking he is!

Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

Seriously thought he was still in grade school. I saw a pic yesterday of him holding an assault rifle while at his job ‘legislating’. I thought it was sarcasm. This poor guy has the face of a pre-teen. No wonder he has such a chip on his shoulder about his manhood.

David Brown's avatar

I long since decided, if I had to make a last stand against people coming for me, I would be better off with a hammer than a gun. I have no doubt I could make a better accounting than this guy.

Susie Lochary's avatar

Or does he look like "Dill" in To Kill a Mockingbird? I don't know but I sure have the urge to pinch his little chipmunk cheeks and send him to bed without supper.

Michael Repetto's avatar

I’m so sick and tired of straight people, when they want to call someone the worst thing (in their little minds) they can think of, they call someone gay-not a liar, or a murderer, or a ‘straight’ pedophile, but gay. So should I call straight people who piss me off ‘breeders’? I mean, after all, they started it. How’s that for maturity.

Michael Repetto's avatar

No kidding. His ‘gorgeous wife’ probably isn’t as pretty as he is.

Michael Repetto's avatar

Maybe he should grow a beard like other wimps such as Ted Cruz and Donnie Jr. do and get some tats.

It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Why do these “superior” white men making all the laws all look like they came from the bottom of the DNA slop bucket.

Jeffery Campbell's avatar

That man is gay. And only photographic evidence is needed as demonstrated in this post.

Jeffery Campbell's avatar

Can't speak for others, but that's exactly what I do.

Jeffery Campbell's avatar

Hard to say, since she's in Canada.

Dame [Vigorous Epithet] Erin's avatar

Those last two photos cannot possibly be of the same wiener. That would be too glorious.