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But at least he never wore a tan suit. Because THAT would be intolerable.

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THIS JUST IN: Tricky Dick impersonator dicks around by appointing Dick, a dick who likes dicks, as head dick.

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Guess the Evangelicals are ok with queers as long as they're a fascist asshole.

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You know who else liked "... to piss off the Germans and bark out orders to them..."?

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I was thinking more Ambassador Ernst Röhm.

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That's always been true. Wealthy and white erases the gay.

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