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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

Elizabeth Warren and Fucknuts Bessant

https://youtu.be/tonxxchU9No?si=HaO31DGt3cKpqyIa

He says a lot of stupid things - she has a lot more experience doing this

gallbladder's avatar

Just looking over tonight's lineup...let's see...

Grimace and Hitler squaring off in a checkers death match. Okay.

Richard Feynman and Bugs Bunny debating the anti-matter of tomato sauce...oh, okay...

Spiro Agnew and Mister Rogers on truth in tax accountancy.

Someone get me Dave M and oblivias on the horn.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Donnie becomes the first president to lose a War Powers Act vote when his party controls Congress. :(

Hollysdower is under-pupped's avatar

Holy shit, I did not think this would happen until after the midterms! Awesome!

R. Riddle's avatar

It says something about how even Republican voters are getting fed up with Trump's shit.

PeteWa's avatar

Pulte is just Donvict rubbing pedophilia in everyone’s face because he can.

Pulte likes them young, just like Donvict.

John Supreme Pedo Roberts is fully on board.

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

Iran bombed the shit out of Kuwait International Airport. Thanks, Sharty.

As ceasefires go, this one sucks.

Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

US base is there. Iran is attacking any country hosting US troops.

nodak.   5150 47's avatar

shoot down more F15's than Iran?

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

It exists. Just like all of Iran's other targets.

Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

I had to jump over here before I even finished reading this post because WHAT THE CHRIST THOM TILLIS? You don’t have to keep pretending Trump is getting “bad advice.” If you’re going to grow a spine, go big or go home. Donald Trump is a fucking idiot, but he’s a crafty idiot, and he picked Pulte to help him steal money from us and god knows who else.

Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

This is how courtiers vie for power while still sucking up to the king.

Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

Well old Harold crossed the Rainbow Bridge today. It was done at home through Laps of Love. It was extremely peaceful and stress free and Harold was surrounded by human friends after a great afternoon of assisted yard time, lots of attention, and a steak just for him. Guys, this is how it should be. Huge huge kudos to Laps of Love and the vet they sent.

Eva, Iron Goddess of Mercy's avatar

I’m so sorry. Harold was a great doggo. Hugs.

JanuaryClaire's avatar

RIP in Harold. I’m glad he got a such lovely farewell.

EyeQueue's avatar

Sorry for your loss. :(

Pauly2coffees's avatar

R.I.P. to your friend.

NatalyaResists's avatar

I'm sorry for your loss. At home euthanasia services are a gift we can give them.

paul's avatar

Here is 11 minutes of Todd Blanche being cut to shreds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZbElBgSx0A

coco lurks from home's avatar

Looking at the comments that have been hidden, the AI censor is fucking out of control.

ziggywiggy's avatar

I am trying to clear whatever has been incorrectly hidden.

gallbladder's avatar

What's driving it, zig?

coco lurks from home's avatar

It's truly bonkers.

goCatgo's avatar
11mEdited

My healthcare provider sent me an "Emergency Email" today. So I figured my time has finally come, they will tell me I am going to die. Not a big surprise, I knew I was gonna die someday

sooner or later. My mom, a saint, lived to be 92. Me, not a saint. So a bit less.

So with pendulous heart and ponderous soul, I clicked it.

It said my appointments this week may be later than scheduled, perhaps a few hours later on some.

A "system function," needed attention. Ah, I miss the ole corportese bs, nice to hear it again.

I guess some AI forget to tell some other AI something and it said "Not my job" and no AI will

admit to fukin' up. TBF, that IS one of AI's strong points. "Not me!"

Oh, I almost forgot, I have no appointments this week.

So I guess I will live! Yay me! At least until Monday.

Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

Can we opt out of death notifications? Or at least get them by text instead of email?

goCatgo's avatar

Hmmm. Good one!

josephebacon's avatar

OOPS! Little Lord Privy Steal Jared and Princess Ivanka have run afoul of Albanian authorities!

Ivanka Trump’s Private Island Dream Faces Massive Blowback

Albania has opened a corruption probe as thousands of people protest the development.

Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner want to plop down a luxury resort off the coast of Albania, and the locals aren’t too happy about it.

Trump’s daughter said she and her sleazy husband fell in love with an uninhabited island called Sazan while on a sailing trip.

“We were on a friend’s boat, and we stopped for a swim—effectively, that’s how we found it,” Ivanka gushed on David Senra’s podcast. “We swam to the island. We went on a hike, barefoot all the way up to the top, and we were just captivated.”

And what do you do when awestruck by the beauty of untouched nature? Bulldoze it for a luxury resort, of course!

To be fair, the island isn’t totally empty of infrastructure; it’s actually a designated military exclusion zone, with a few bases and bunkers still lying around. A grand total of two soldiers were apparently deployed there as of 2017—one wonders what they think of all this.

Sazan contains lots of plant and animal life, as does a part of Albania’s southern coast where the Kushners want to literally cut through a wildlife reserve to build hotels, apartments, and a marina.

“Since late May, excavators and other heavy machinery have entered the area,” reports the Associated Press, “opening access routes, digging into the sand, clearing land among pine trees and installing fencing.”

While Albania has an extensive and largely underutilized coastline, a MAGA luxury resort doesn’t seem like the best solution, especially in one of the country’s most important ecological areas.

Pink flamingos and other migratory birds could be threatened by the projects, which have inspired groups of demonstrators to hold up cardboard flamingos at rallies in Albania’s capital, Tirana. One local environmental group told the AP that the coastal habitats are being “irreversibly destroyed.”

For now, Kushner’s investment firm has been given the go-ahead by national authorities, including Prime Minister Edi Rama, who has been in office for over 12 years and expressed public support for the project. But the development may still face roadblocks; the country’s anti-corruption agency launched an investigation into it on Monday.

https://newrepublic.com/post/211331/ivanka-trump-private-island-albania-blowback

Schmannity's avatar

I read that Prime Minister Rama is a llama ding dong.

tek's avatar

𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑦’𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑖-𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑟𝑢𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑎𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑦 𝑙𝑎𝑢𝑛𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑛 𝑖𝑛𝑣𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑔𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑖𝑡 𝑜𝑛 𝑀𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑎𝑦.

Corruption? A Kushner involved in corruption?

.

"He's not in this stove!"

DaveB's avatar

I’m shocked to discover corruption here.

Your bribe, sir.

tek's avatar

misspelled "Satan"

Random's avatar

*steps in*

Well, left work early today again. This time I didn't need my new co-workers yelling at me in concern and recognized I was overly fatigued on my own.

Zyxomma's avatar

It's good to see you. Please get some rest.

Random's avatar

Good to see you too, Zyx. That's the plan. Relax and enjoy getting scared to death by playing "Dead Space".

NatalyaResists's avatar

They are lucky to have you. And they seem nice?

Random's avatar

I'm winning over hearts and minds one day at a time.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Co-workers concerned about your well-being? What’s that like?

Random's avatar

To be fair (and in their defense), I had co-workers who worried about me at my previous job.

ziggywiggy's avatar

Allow me to toot my horn because I am back on the Rising Bestsellers list in Art & Illustration.

And yes there is a certain amount of bullshit around it and yes I am pissed off at Substack right now but I am on the list at #67 and it hits that spot in the brain that feeds on that kind of thing.

This never lasts long so I enjoy the buzz, like a tasty joint, then move on.

https://substack.com/leaderboard/15417/rising

Mysterysurf's avatar

Known almost exclusively for "Yakety Sax," Boots Randolph, born this day in 1927, was a much sought after session musician, a member of Nashville's A-Team. For one example, he played the saxophone on Elvis Presley's hit "Return To Sender":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZmUfUBqE-s

And from his album Boots With Strings, here's his recording of "Unchained Melody":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ_ykTHxsls

wobbly's avatar

Democrats on the House floor have erupted in cheers after successfully passing a war powers resolution that seeks to limit President Trump’s ability to continue waging war in Iran. Four Republicans joined all the Democrats to pass the resolution in a vote of 215-208.

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/06/03/us/trump-administration-news#section-599172293

Cincinnatus's avatar

Also, too: Representative Jared Golden, Democrat of Maine, who had previously opposed similar measures, switched his position to support it. (NYT)

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

That’s a bellwether right there.

Kay Ducky's avatar

Go home Jerkoff Johnson, you suck at your job.

TerseNurse's avatar

(and everything else)

gallbladder's avatar

Mikey getting phone calls right about now...

gallbladder's avatar

𝐇𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐬, 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐲, ...

Or acting 𝘪𝘯capacity.

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

The word "acting" is seriously and unfairly overloaded here.