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steelhips's avatar

It does have that GeoCities circa 1996 design feel. At least they didn't use the marquee tag with spinning gifs.

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steelhips's avatar

Bravo!

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Not a complete sympathy. I think it can be hard to wrap your head around, this tiny piece of life is already dead.(Not that we aren't all, but in a different way.)

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Laffing Crow's avatar

From the Trump campaign site.

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Laffing Crow's avatar

Ok. Biffed that up. One more time.

From the Trump campaign site. Exclusive Limited Edition Trump Black Card.https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

That screed was ghost-written by Dr. Bronner's evil doppelganger.

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Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

she didn't have a jar baby, she had a fetus with an acute brain abnormality that she chose to abort in the 2nd trimester. I don't know if they had a formal ceremony related to the fetus, but it is an option they're trying to make mandatory right now.

https://www.texastribune.or...

also, she didn't have 2 abortions because to have an abortion you need to be pregnant first and you are not considered pregnant until the zygote implants in the uterine wall--which doesn't happen in ectopic pregnancies. therefore the procedure was a tubal ligation, not an abortion.

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SeeTrain65's avatar

Those ravings seem to me to be the first time Dan Quayle's "It's a terrible thing ... to lose one's mind ... or not to have a mind" have ever made sense.

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redarmyzombie's avatar

...What the fuck did I just look at?

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Gunna need bigger FEMA camps come January.

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Thanks for the details. I did see that the second pregnancy was actually etopic.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

MMM! Please add more toxic and/or psychedelic mushrooms to my word salad please!

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ahughes798's avatar

Wasn't one of them in Van Halen for a while?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Looks like someone managed to evade Trump's Extreme Vetting™.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Legos? NOOOO!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

There will be Boule Trucks on every corner!

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