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It does have that GeoCities circa 1996 design feel. At least they didn't use the marquee tag with spinning gifs.

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Bravo!

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Not a complete sympathy. I think it can be hard to wrap your head around, this tiny piece of life is already dead.(Not that we aren't all, but in a different way.)

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From the Trump campaign site.

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Ok. Biffed that up. One more time.

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That screed was ghost-written by Dr. Bronner's evil doppelganger.

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she didn't have a jar baby, she had a fetus with an acute brain abnormality that she chose to abort in the 2nd trimester. I don't know if they had a formal ceremony related to the fetus, but it is an option they're trying to make mandatory right now.

https://www.texastribune.or...

also, she didn't have 2 abortions because to have an abortion you need to be pregnant first and you are not considered pregnant until the zygote implants in the uterine wall--which doesn't happen in ectopic pregnancies. therefore the procedure was a tubal ligation, not an abortion.

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Those ravings seem to me to be the first time Dan Quayle's "It's a terrible thing ... to lose one's mind ... or not to have a mind" have ever made sense.

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...What the fuck did I just look at?

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Gunna need bigger FEMA camps come January.

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Thanks for the details. I did see that the second pregnancy was actually etopic.

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MMM! Please add more toxic and/or psychedelic mushrooms to my word salad please!

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Wasn't one of them in Van Halen for a while?

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Looks like someone managed to evade Trump's Extreme Vetting™.

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Legos? NOOOO!

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There will be Boule Trucks on every corner!

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