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Bend over . . . we do know where that keyboard is <i>going.</i>

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<i>I can’t think of one instance where the actions of the feminist movement HAVEN’T resulted in more destruction and violence.</i>

Like the destruction and violence associated with your three science degrees? What a twunt.

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Unfortunately, the Patriarchy did (and is still doing) a PERFECT job defining Feminism, as they see it.

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See? SEE? You ADMIT Feminisism broke up that loving family!

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"Honey, you can do your thing, as long as your thing is dinner on the table and a clean house." -- Marion Morrison

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FOUR WHOLE SUPREME COURT JUSTICES HAVE BEEN FEMALE! When will the madness end? Enough is enough! Oh the humanity?

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"his"tory is a man thing ... so you're just stating the obvious, right?

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The first time I saw that was the "I'm sorry, world!" cards people held up with their pictures after Bush got elected a second time. It made some sense, because everyone was saying the <i>same</i> thing, so it had an effect seeing so many different people's pictures all holding more or less the same card. Obviously this point is beyond the Catholic Sistas, who just like holding cards and looking stupid.

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Not until we all acknowledge Madonna as the only IMPORTANT artist in the past hundred years.

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I assume that Phyllis Schlafly was the second lady.

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Well, fertility is a woman's superpower ... YA BURNT, FEMENAZI!!!!11!!1

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Lightbulbs against electricity! Waterfalls against gravity! Farmers against agriculture! Pornstars against sex!

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...isn't this essentially "Battered Woman" syndrome?

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Would this be considered a Straw WOMAN argument?

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<i>I’m a show-don’t-tell kind of gal</i>

Wow. That reference went so deep even James Cameron couldn't find what it means with a research submarine...

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Finally, someone standing up for the most oppressed group in America, White Chtisitan Males! They need all the help they can get, only 43 of 44 Presidents so far have been white males.

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