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Spurning Beer's avatar

You're right. I would dearly love to watch someone use a depilatory on Pence's chest.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

The important question is… Does anyone want to have a beer with him?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I have a bad feeling about November. The wave of stupidity in this country is turning into a tsunami. It's going to suck badly for most of us for a long time...maybe forever.

I'm sorry...I'll try to be funny later.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>“Christian, Conservative, Republican, in that order.”</i>

So we can't rule out a "Kenyan anti-colonial world view" from his value set. Also, needz to say whether he is "normal Christian" or "Christianity most people won't recognize".

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

It would be "well marbled" if nothing else.

fuflans's avatar

bettter values:

pizza, booze, telly

(with apologies to gareth roberts)

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

"Christian, Conservative, Republican, in that order."

And so the logical career path is some sort of<strike> Ministry</strike> <i><b>politics.</b></i><b></b> Makes sense, because you really can't force people to live by your rigid moral code if you're a preacher. They tried it that way for years and years, and finally are starting to figure this out. You need your hands on the levers of gubmint.