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srsgroup's avatar

I would really appreciate it if you would also review my Emotional Intelligence profile!Absolutely beautiful work! my congratulation to you :)

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malsperanza's avatar

See, now, this? This is how Democrats end up electing Rod Blagojovich. Because the Chicago GOP keeps fielding candidates that make you rethink your outraged declaration that Not If Hell Froze Over Would I Vote for Blago.

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fuflans's avatar

i knew i should have voted republican yesterday.

damn.

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fuflans's avatar

yeah, jan's beloved and a shoe in.

and a damn fine rep. wish she was mine.

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fuflans's avatar

god no. i'm the infamous 5th. (mike, rahm, blago, rosti, steven douglas...)

mike's fine. i just think jan is pretty fab - and i like her causes.

(btw: you all need to get rid of that tool. i remember when he and gabby giffords had an ongoing 'dialogue' on npr every couple months or so. she routinely schooled his ass).

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Tornadoes? Cold weather? Autism? Dementia?

God needs a better targeting system

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chascates's avatar

She'll be lucky to get elected to the House. If she lived in the South she would be a shoe-in for Senator.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

She needs the gays, boy howdy. Start with a good stylist.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

I was going to say why isn't that man wearing a necktie, but didn't. I'm trying to be nicer to people these days. Damn I just said it.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I hear she made a small fortune for being the model of Mrs. Potato Head which she agreed to do only after they removed the anatomically correct anus and genitals.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

“We are provoking him with abortions and same-sex marriage and civil unions. Same-sex activity is going to increase AIDS. If it’s in our military it will weaken our military. We need to respect God.”

"If I want respect, I'll start hurling lightning bolts again." - God

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Yeah I kind of feel guilty picking on this one. It's like she's slow or developmentally challenged or something.

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PsycWench's avatar

I don't get how getting gays all married off is going to increase AIDS. Seems like having a single sex partner would be something you'd encourage.

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