Presidential hopeful Fred Karger is anti-war, pro-pot and single-handedly revealed that the Mormon Church bankrolled Proposition 8. He's also an openly gay California Republican Jew who has a major hard-on for Ronald Reagan! But whatever. If a half-Muslin Kenyan from Kenya can be commander-in-chief, why can't a gay Jew from Laguna Beach? (This question would look exceptional on a bumper sticker/man-thong.) We scored exclusive CPAC partytime interviews with Fred Karger
I don't mind voting for a gay but the Republican part has me a little hesitate. What is his stand on legalizing marijuana and giving it away free to baby boomers?
...having a "negative" chance of getting elected is like having a negative chance of getting laid. That is when a girl tells you that she would rather take part in a "Donkey show" gang bang that would be filmed and shown to her parents, as well her future children before she would have sex with you!
The only reason I can think of that someone would put themselves through such humiliation is to meet other openly gay California conservative Jews. I mean, how many can there be?
There are Jewish country music performers and Jewish professional wrestlers. There are gay Republicans and pro-pot Republicans. There are even black Republicans -- more than two of them apparently. The new Rhode Island congressman is gay, Jewish, and Italian.
The mental Venn Diagrams are making my head spin. I don't understand the world at all, apparently.
...this years CPAC seems like one long and bad LSD trip! You got a black Colonel Sanders waving a shoe saying that the rent is "too damn high", you got Ron Paul winning a straw pole and then getting booed, you got Michele Bachman's empty psycho eyes and now you have a gay, anti-war, San Francisco Republican?!?!
I don't mind voting for a gay but the Republican part has me a little hesitate. What is his stand on legalizing marijuana and giving it away free to baby boomers?
...having a "negative" chance of getting elected is like having a negative chance of getting laid. That is when a girl tells you that she would rather take part in a "Donkey show" gang bang that would be filmed and shown to her parents, as well her future children before she would have sex with you!
It's like that other rule: If you're black and Repubican, you get to be on teevee.
...explains a lot doesn't it?!
The only reason I can think of that someone would put themselves through such humiliation is to meet other openly gay California conservative Jews. I mean, how many can there be?
There are Jewish country music performers and Jewish professional wrestlers. There are gay Republicans and pro-pot Republicans. There are even black Republicans -- more than two of them apparently. The new Rhode Island congressman is gay, Jewish, and Italian.
The mental Venn Diagrams are making my head spin. I don't understand the world at all, apparently.
Whachoo talkin' about, daddyo? He's got the pot-head antiwar gay conservative bloc sewn up.
...this years CPAC seems like one long and bad LSD trip! You got a black Colonel Sanders waving a shoe saying that the rent is "too damn high", you got Ron Paul winning a straw pole and then getting booed, you got Michele Bachman's empty psycho eyes and now you have a gay, anti-war, San Francisco Republican?!?!