Happy Easter, everybody! This is the time of year when Our Christian Nation celebrates the execution of the Middle Eastern insurgent Jesus Al Christ with an ancient pagan fertility festival named for the goddess Eostre. The two most precious Christian symbols of this holiest of weekends are the bunny rabbit, because all it does is fuck and eat, and the painted egg, which reminds us of where all that sperm is headed. President Bush honors our national paganism each spring with a symbolic "egg hunt" in which children (the eventual product all that human sperm) run about the lawn looking for eggs or Barney's poops.
Meet Your State's Crappy Easter Egg!
Meet Your State's Crappy Easter Egg!
Meet Your State's Crappy Easter Egg!
Happy Easter, everybody! This is the time of year when Our Christian Nation celebrates the execution of the Middle Eastern insurgent Jesus Al Christ with an ancient pagan fertility festival named for the goddess Eostre. The two most precious Christian symbols of this holiest of weekends are the bunny rabbit, because all it does is fuck and eat, and the painted egg, which reminds us of where all that sperm is headed. President Bush honors our national paganism each spring with a symbolic "egg hunt" in which children (the eventual product all that human sperm) run about the lawn looking for eggs or Barney's poops.