What dark human vice was engaged herein, June 12, 2008, among Wonketteers and thine ilk? HEY-O! Aye. Before welcoming Ron Paul's veritable plethora of elitist followers to Washington D.C. for their rally, your Wonkette visited that fine Capitol Hill establishment, the Tune Inn, to imbibe at 9: 30 a.m. We had about 15-20 Great Humans show up, meaning another 15-20 RSVPed and SLEPT INSTEAD, meaning they didn't get free alcohol or egg sandwiches. Wonkette proprietor Ken Layne paid for all of this, although he couldn't be in attendance, because he has tuberculosis and also lives in some fake death tundra in California. Wonkette videographer Liz "Polaroid" Glover also announced last minute (a.k.a. the first time she was asked) that she wouldn't be able to make it. Yours truly knew this the night before but didn't tell anyone, because then no one would have shown up. Like Barack Obama, we are moving to the Center with our lies.
Meet Your Wonkette's 'Early Morning Shots' Crew!
Meet Your Wonkette's 'Early Morning Shots…
Meet Your Wonkette's 'Early Morning Shots' Crew!
What dark human vice was engaged herein, June 12, 2008, among Wonketteers and thine ilk? HEY-O! Aye. Before welcoming Ron Paul's veritable plethora of elitist followers to Washington D.C. for their rally, your Wonkette visited that fine Capitol Hill establishment, the Tune Inn, to imbibe at 9: 30 a.m. We had about 15-20 Great Humans show up, meaning another 15-20 RSVPed and SLEPT INSTEAD, meaning they didn't get free alcohol or egg sandwiches. Wonkette proprietor Ken Layne paid for all of this, although he couldn't be in attendance, because he has tuberculosis and also lives in some fake death tundra in California. Wonkette videographer Liz "Polaroid" Glover also announced last minute (a.k.a. the first time she was asked) that she wouldn't be able to make it. Yours truly knew this the night before but didn't tell anyone, because then no one would have shown up. Like Barack Obama, we are moving to the Center with our lies.